could_use_a_snack t1_j6bcmxv wrote
No. The tooth fairy sells the teeth she collects. What do you think is rattling around in a can of spray paint?
not_that_guy05 t1_j6bcsjg wrote
The balls of neutered dogs?
WovenWoodGuy t1_j6c4a4w wrote
We're talking about the tooth fairy not my Uncle Dave
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sonicjesus t1_j6g97oo wrote
Not every nation, only the ones that are wealthy enough to run on fake paper money.
For the poorest nations on Earth, it's pay for play like it used to be for all of us.
Jokers_Testikles t1_j6fsh7l wrote
Why is your uncle Dave full of rattling dog testicles
WovenWoodGuy t1_j6g4ruf wrote
He paid good money for them
I_Seen_Some_Stuff OP t1_j6bczh8 wrote
I thought they get ground up to become hot dogs 😏
not_that_guy05 t1_j6bezgv wrote
No those are the cat balls.
Dont_pet_the_cat t1_j6chbz4 wrote
Reddit has made me wish I didn't have eyes more times than I can count
I_Seen_Some_Stuff OP t1_j6bd1ye wrote
TIL, thanks stranger
MurderDoneRight t1_j6d7up2 wrote
Nice try. They are grinded down into a fine powder and sold as "protein powders" to douche bags
AppleToasterr t1_j6dpax7 wrote
Actually she could make a business of selling calcium supplement
_KONKOLA_ t1_j6gyiiy wrote
Fellas, does it make you a douchebag to take protein powder…
sparkplug_23 t1_j6d82lx wrote
She? Interestingly never once thought of a female tooth fairy.
could_use_a_snack t1_j6dqbqv wrote
Really? Never thought of a male fairy of any kind. Weird.
shastaxc t1_j6e11us wrote
Yeah in all mythological lore I know, fairies are either female or non-binary
sonicjesus t1_j6g9hbv wrote
I have always thought of her as a female, perhaps because that's what I want to think the complete stranger hovering over my sleeping child body is.
RelentlessChicken t1_j6evm8p wrote
A glass marble
sonicjesus t1_j6g9z02 wrote
A baroque marble in fact, completely unrelated to any Tennessee Williams play.
Marbles run down a long ramp, any that are misshapen will go off course and fall off. These are the ones destined to drown in oil based paint.
Marbles have weird, tortured lives devoid of forgiveness for their inherent flaws that aren't the fault of their personal actions.
sonicjesus t1_j6g914p wrote
For anyone wondering the true answer, they are misshapen marbles that didn't pass the balance test.
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