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faderus t1_j6bct9o wrote

This raises questions about whether the tooth fairy has a direct connection to the central bank fiat currency creation system of every nation on the planet, or conjures the new currency out of thin air, or obtains the currency from the existing money supply and then redistributes it to dumbass kids. If the first, then the tooth fairy is basically an honorary central banker with powers on par with a mini-Fed Chair. If the second, and the tooth fairy can independently perform QE operations in every nation on earth with magic, then she is the most powerful financial force on the face of the planet. If the third, she’s basically Robert DeNiro in Casino.

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I_Seen_Some_Stuff OP t1_j6bd7rq wrote

Giving money directly to kids is honestly a genius way to do a stimulus package because you know every one of them is gonna blow it at the toy store on some dumb shit

"lIQuiDiTy"

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faderus t1_j6behuu wrote

And if the little asshole puts it in a pink ceramic piggy bank, you come back and reappropriate that shit to a kid in the lower quartile of the Marshmallow Test. Bitch don’t mess with my velocity of money equation.

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