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Well, an apple a day keeps the doctor away but too much of a good thing can turn sour!

Not if you eat it from the top down or bottom up and eat the core as you do it.

Seriously. Try it. Eat an entire apple for the first time in your life and wonder how you've been wasting 1/3 of your apples.

I like the apple core lol.

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I heard the seeds are especially good and they smell like almonds

Well apple seeds have cyanide so I can't suggest eating those.

That's pretty much everything. The law of diminishing returns.

Ya that's kind of the joke thats why I said they smell like almonds since cyanide smells like almonds. Also r/woosh

... why do you know what cyanide smells like?

Because it's the first thing on google...

Sure, when you're researching cyanide.

OP is tripping, the skin is the worst and the core and stem are the best parts.

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Hey blame youtube for putting me in the rabbit hole I thought it was very interesting how someone could swap out pills for cyanide without anyone noticing