OJSimpsons
OJSimpsons t1_jecujkc wrote
I've felt super gassy today and I can't poop. I got a little rabbit doodoo out earlier but that's it. I am uncomfortable. Thanks for reading.
OJSimpsons t1_jcc5aah wrote
Reply to [image] by Royal_Tumbleweed_910
A sharp axe could definitely cut hair, I've seen it. I bet you can cut a tree with a razor blade too, although it would take a lot of time.
OJSimpsons t1_jac5q8y wrote
Reply to The Pied Piper (OC) by LeeroyM
Does he even have pie?
OJSimpsons t1_j6wwzbw wrote
Reply to [Image] Life is something that one makes! by Takatake_
looking for those million reasons... or at least a couple.
OJSimpsons t1_j65dlws wrote
That's pretty much everything. The law of diminishing returns.
OJSimpsons t1_j3lqwtb wrote
Reply to comment by idriveajalopy in [image] by _Cautious_Memory
That was not my intention. He can reach his goal, just has to grab it. If he had no ladders it would be more of, "lift yourself by your bootstraps" which is intentionally impossible.
OJSimpsons t1_j3glc95 wrote
Reply to comment by LowRezDragon in [image] by _Cautious_Memory
Depending on his upper body strength, he already has enough
OJSimpsons t1_iwu7wq7 wrote
Reply to A recent painting I did by TfreshT8
Cute! What kinda dog is that?
OJSimpsons t1_itn6giw wrote
It'd be much easier if I could afford the delicious food, and walking in the sunshine, and jumping in the ocean, and telling my boss the truth in my heart. I do enjoy being silly, kind and weird though.
OJSimpsons t1_jecutc0 wrote
Reply to comment by Hoosier_Daddy68 in My neighbor keeps a giant skeleton in their front yard all year round and decorates it up for different holidays by sneakybrownoser
Why do we do anything we do or say anything we say? Its all made up and doesn't matter. Do what makes you happy.