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oddjobjack t1_jbj5kbj wrote

As a Floridian, sick of rising fascism, oppressive heat and mosquitoes, am I welcome to your beautiful state?

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Zolome1977 t1_jbj8io7 wrote

Mosquitoes there too, unfortunately.

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oddjobjack t1_jbjdxpb wrote

All year!?

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arsglacialis t1_jbjexw8 wrote

Just in the summer. Upper peninsula mosquitoes can give Florida mosquitoes run for their money, but if you're staying in the lower peninsula, you should be safe from the kind that carry away children.

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Lord_Montague t1_jbjjckj wrote

I'm convinced U.P. mosquitos make up for the shorter season by going way harder than their southern cousins.

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arsglacialis t1_jbjleic wrote

Lower peninsula didn't have much in the way of hard freezes this winter. Should be an exciting tally of humans carried away by giant mosquitoes by the end of the season!

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TheyHungre t1_jbjy77c wrote

Can confirm, went camping up there last summer and the little bastards gave no shits about DEET or campfire smoke.

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EvenBetterCool t1_jbkwc3a wrote

No. And less every year as it gets hotter.

But to answer your question: anyone who doesn't like Ron DeSantis (Meatball Ron) is welcome here.

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humbugonastick t1_jbl0j9r wrote

As we send all the boomers, ahm snowbirds down to Florida, yes you are welcome. But beware, winter!

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chaoticgiggles t1_jbj8lbh wrote

Are you a Florida man or just someone from Florida? We don't need crazy coming here lol

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ItsGK t1_jbjqr2c wrote

Absolutely, just leave all that bs down there.

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