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Analog0 t1_j57xs45 wrote

I know how to get whales in the Hudson, but I don't think you wanna hear it.

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DeviousMelons t1_j57z2s0 wrote

Lets hear it, it could be perfectly balanced for all we know

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TuttleTrivia t1_j59txnk wrote

Go right ahead. If you wanna get hit in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.

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Velghast t1_j5a5vr5 wrote

I think they migrate from the suburbs of new jersey via a ferry.

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RazorRuss t1_j57wgg0 wrote

Or they made a wrong turn lol

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cittatva t1_j592hb5 wrote

Or the oceans have become relatively dirtier.

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DarthBluntSaber t1_j5a6hbf wrote

Yeah this is my thought as well. The ocean has just become dirty enough that it there isn't a difference to them

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loki-is-a-god t1_j5a5qe9 wrote

My first thought, too. Smart animals can still make bad choices.

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Zerfallen t1_j583uea wrote

Maybe they just go swim there to get high

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Okikidoki t1_j591d2g wrote

Might be the best place to find food, because of the state of the oceans.

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geekpeeps t1_j59xqzw wrote

The restoration of the habitat is great. I’m a bit concerned that it’s warm enough for dolphins at this time of year.

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WorldsGreatestPoop t1_j59h9w1 wrote

Looking for some yummy Coney Island Whitefish!

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snakebill t1_j5ap1zk wrote

Not enough people on this thread know what a Coney Island whitefish is, smh. I think yours is the best comment!!

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Bastard-of-the-North t1_j57tleh wrote

Or they’re on a field trip to see the deadly effects of humans

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Charliekeet t1_j58w230 wrote

Dolphins, after swimming there: “Apparently humans have strange notions of what constitutes great news.”

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BowwwwBallll t1_j5adtrd wrote

HEYYYY! I’m swimmin’ here!!!

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Pool_Shark t1_j5a25s7 wrote

Great that the water is cleaner. Terrible that it is warm enough for dolphins in January.

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NickelFish t1_j595y4m wrote

Dolphins are just a myth. Like Stonehenge or boxing kangaroos.

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SalParadise t1_j59vh4z wrote

maybe that's why we call them the "birds of the seas"

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WEIRDOCAMPdotCOM t1_j5bjzqi wrote

Interesting. I wonder what they think of cities at night.

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fivediskchanger t1_j5bzv51 wrote

I don’t want to be a bummer and only just thought about this but, couldn’t it also mean the place they came from is worse?

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trollsong t1_j5aeqve wrote

Until they walk on shore with human legs

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Jerkalerka t1_j5afsoa wrote

It could also be a last resort place, all other areas are way more polluted.. so they choose to die slowly than fast by swimming in the bronx river.

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LambentCookie t1_j59uavf wrote

In unrelated news, local Japanese restaurants adding dolphin to menu

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er1026 t1_j5ac9qq wrote

Or these dolphins are cigarette smoking, foul mouthed gang members.

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Dustoffman t1_j59pfcj wrote

Just because some dolphins got lost in a toxic river doesn't mean it is clean.

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