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chantsnone t1_irsmo47 wrote on October 10, 2022 at 6:54 PM

So what do we think? Murder? Suicide? Murder-suicide!?

backflips_everyday t1_irtenjd wrote on October 10, 2022 at 10:09 PM

Car accident

chantsnone t1_irtjytz wrote on October 10, 2022 at 10:50 PM

Seems like an open and shut case to me

goldenstar365 t1_irtsioc wrote on October 10, 2022 at 11:57 PM

Especially since he was the driver smh

chantsnone t1_irtuzcc wrote on October 11, 2022 at 12:17 AM

He was ejected from the vehicle. Probably drunk on whale whiskey.

backflips_everyday t1_iruzbou wrote on October 11, 2022 at 6:22 AM

Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.

Murder_Hobo_LS77 t1_iruke4g wrote on October 11, 2022 at 3:36 AM

It's a whale of a tale let me tell ya.

KeegorTheDestroyer t1_irvom2h wrote on October 11, 2022 at 12:05 PM

The cops tried to get the story out of the victim while they were still alive, but they kept blubbering.

imgprojts t1_irstadq wrote on October 10, 2022 at 7:39 PM

It was Mr.Trump with the lead pipe in the kitchen.

Dingus-McBingus t1_irtgvzt wrote on October 10, 2022 at 10:26 PM

Rumor has it it was yuge

imgprojts t1_irtzt07 wrote on October 11, 2022 at 12:54 AM

Could you please hand wave the size while a strong man cries.