liquidcarbohydrates t1_ism8vc2 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:00 AM

Omg his name has to be Turtle dad

albalfa t1_ism9hj8 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:05 AM

Turtle Chad

NativeSon508 t1_isns34b wrote on October 17, 2022 at 11:07 AM

Big Poppa Turts!

GoblinBags t1_isp4fqy wrote on October 17, 2022 at 5:32 PM

More like Turtle Choad. That's a biiiiig boy up top!

albalfa t1_isql8ch wrote on October 17, 2022 at 11:35 PM

Sure is. The turtle even looks like it's saying "Ooooof!"

Procrastineddit t1_ismatzp wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:15 AM

"Hey, fahk you, I'm just bawrahin' my kid's leaf right now. My usual leaf is friggin' 'uge."

Murais t1_ismu2ol wrote on October 17, 2022 at 3:49 AM

The original statue, in Florence, does not have a fig leaf.

CoolAbdul t1_issqd9v wrote on October 18, 2022 at 1:00 PM

Well, they do things different out by Northampton.

JoshSidekick t1_isobj70 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 2:04 PM

Turtleboy's comment section.

Lady_Nimbus t1_ism7ls5 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 12:51 AM

Where's papa from?

[deleted] t1_ismb35f wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:17 AM

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NativeMasshole t1_ismvqna wrote on October 17, 2022 at 4:05 AM

That's pretty graphic, even with the fig leaf.

Dude420woo t1_ism5i3x wrote on October 17, 2022 at 12:35 AM

Very funny lol

[deleted] t1_isoaol6 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 1:57 PM

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bemest t1_ispber9 wrote on October 17, 2022 at 6:18 PM

At least it doesn’t look like there’s penetration.

becomingelle t1_ispufwt wrote on October 17, 2022 at 8:22 PM

Omggg😍😍😍😍😍😍

Turtleboy's dad?

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