“You managed multiversal travel.” The King Of Earth read off a piece of paper.

“Yes.” The Compendium Phenomic Inquiry researcher replied.

“Our histories are essentially the same until 500 years ago.”

“Yes.”

“Because you were too stupid to use horses to run planes off cliffs.”

“Incorrect. We simply named it a ‘hang glider’ instead, and continued to innovate scientifically.”

“Your own aircraft propel themselves for hours at a time.”

“Or, if you fly high and fast enough, indefinitely.”

“In what-a-bant-ly?”

“Forever. Or until in hits another satellite.”

“What?”

“What we call those high- altitude, high-velocity aircraft.”

“Nevermind. You explored every corner of your planet, discovered the very nature of reality, then what broke it, before proceeding to study the reality-breaking objects that let you harness the reality-breaking power to come here.”

“Yes.”

“That’s all correct.”

“Yes.”

“You have arrows that fly faster than the speed of sound.”

“Yes.”

“You’ve visited the stars in the night sky.”

“Yes.”

“You lie.”

“Erm… no? What do you mean, ‘we lie?’”

“I mean,” the King Of Earth drew himself up to his full height of 2.5 meters. A deficiency between their universes. “There is no way what you say is true. Horses and airplanes are the ultimate technological creation. Guards, imprison this man!”

“Pull me out, pull me out, pull me out!” The Inquiry researcher yelled, a hand pressing a device on his ear. He then began to glow, before vanishing.

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