God did not create the universe. For if he did, then where was he before the universe was made. He is a tyrant, ruling Heaven with an iron fist for simply being the first Human to die.

Angels do not watch, guide, and aid souls to Heaven, unless it is to follow God's rules. Defy them, and they'll toss you down here. To Hell.

The Bible is little more than stories, Jesus a figment of God's imagination.

And I, the Devil, welcome you to the Resistance. Sort-of Star-Wars style, sort-of not.

When those doors open, you will see paradise It is real. You can do whatever you want, short of harming another. Qualms can go through the Courts, though as the rules are far simpler down here, so are the Courts, so no lawyers are required. Still, it is your decision to make.

We take everyone who God does not want. Some of them join the SCP Foundation. Others research the very nature of God's not-his universe, looking for an opening to end this madness and merge our two paradises once more.

There are three rules down here.

1. Help the Resistance.

2. Do not harm anybody, their valuables and/or their property.

3. Truly evil souls will be treated as D-Class personnel for the SCP Foundation. This extends to any serious misbehavior in Hell.