Submitted by DistillerCMac t3_11e4oe5 in WritingPrompts
Letteropener52 t1_jacs1bq wrote
Emma stared at Carl in horror. "Carl...what the hell have you done?"
Carl lowered the beaker slowly from his mouth. He felt surprisingly calm despite realizing his fatal mistake. It must have an effect of the poison. "Eh, fuck it," he shrugged. He proceeded to gulp down even more of the yellow-green poison.
"Carl, what in the actual fuck?!" Emma shouted as she tried and failed to grab the beaker away from Carl.
"Well, I figured if I'm going to die anyway, I might as well make it as quick as possible," Carl said as he ran over to the other side of the room. "Plus, this stuff is surprising tasty and I don't want to die thirsty."
"That's not what..." Emma tugged her hair in frustration. "Carl, that poison is not intended to kill humans, it is intended to kill whales for every drop that is ingested by a human!"
Carl stared back at her in confusion. "What the hell is that supposed to --" His words were cut off by the sound of a loud banging noise that shook the whole observatory. "What the..." He and Emma made their way over to a nearby window, only to freeze in shock at the sight outside.
There were thousands of dead whales floating in the ocean, stretching all the way to the horizon, a sea of mangled corpses and blood. The loud bang they had earlier was the sound of one of the whales washing ashore and hitting against one of the observatory walls. Carl stared at the literal bloodbath in front of him and finally muttered, "...How many do you think I killed?"
"I honestly wouldn't be surprised if you killed all of them," Emma replied, sick to her stomach at the idea that an entire species was now wiped from the Earth because of her actions. "In fact, considering how many carcasses there are, I'm sure of it."
"Huh". That was all Carl said for a few moments. Then, he raised the beaker to his lips. "No harm in finishing this then."
"Carl, stop fucking drinking it!"
xXBloodyGodXx t1_jacuhkh wrote
Carrrrl, that kills whales!
SirPiecemaker t1_jadsryu wrote
What can I say, I had the munchies that can only be sated by whale-killing poison.
namesrevil1 t1_jactxje wrote
This is fantastic.
Craeondakie t1_jacuf5y wrote
So is the poison
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7eggert t1_jacuwj5 wrote
:-) I think it would work better with the doom coming from having to pee and even sweat. But if it's intended to kill whales; if one creates a poison to do that, why would that person be upset about it being used?
Letteropener52 t1_jaczh8f wrote
The way I intended it was that Emma only wanted to use a few drops to curb the whale population. She didn't intend to drive them to extinction.
_Vossler_ t1_jacware wrote
NOOO CORAL!!
MagicTech547 t1_jaemb2w wrote
Didn’t expect that, good one
pianoispercussion t1_jaepoyw wrote
CAAARARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL
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