threyon t1_j7u6lrb wrote on February 9, 2023 at 1:02 PM

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] According to astronomy, wishes take thousands or even millions of years to arrive to the wishing stars. Today, wishes from people long past are starting to come true. by WorsCartoonist

Haha, caveman wishes are coming true in modernity, eh?

AlwaysAngryAndy t1_j7ukubo wrote on February 9, 2023 at 2:55 PM

Wishes include… 1 elk, a slightly bigger bonking stick, tasty water, the unfathomable power of the sun god, … 2 elk.

MoobooMagoo t1_j7v8un6 wrote on February 9, 2023 at 5:31 PM

All over the globe giant dead animals have been appearing out of thin air. Today two saber toothed cats suddenly appeared in downtown Boston. Yesterday a wooly mammoth was found just outside the Vatican. In Paris several weapons appeared that look to be large rocks affixed in some unknown way to the end of tree branches.

Twoots6359 t1_j7ucjgj wrote on February 9, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Infortunately shooting stars are not actually stars and itd be practically instant unless the speed of wish is abysmal

threyon t1_j7umgca wrote on February 9, 2023 at 3:06 PM

I think they’re referring to distant stars to wish on, not shooting stars.

archpawn t1_j7xuznh wrote on February 10, 2023 at 4:15 AM

I think most people wish on nearby stars. They're further than shooting stars, but you'd still get your wish granted in your lifetime. Also, I'd bet a lot of people are wishing on Venus.