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threyon t1_jde9jk4 wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: An old oak tree by fakeaccount572
“Thiiiiiis is the Forest of No Returrrrrn! Thiiiiiis is the Forest of No Returrrrrn!”
threyon t1_jbk9efh wrote
Reply to comment by maddasher in PsBattle: Cat excited for food by musicfromadventures
🎵You don’t make friends with salad!🎵
threyon t1_j8yf5bw wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] In a galaxy that is quite xenophobic and isolationist humanity is the odd one out. We generally like aliens and want to get along. When they turned us down, we redoubled our efforts. Now our fleet is orbiting the alien's home world. We may no longer come in peace, but they will be our friends. by Kitty_Fuchs
You are being befriended. Please do not resist.
threyon t1_j7umgca wrote
Reply to comment by Twoots6359 in [WP] According to astronomy, wishes take thousands or even millions of years to arrive to the wishing stars. Today, wishes from people long past are starting to come true. by WorsCartoonist
I think they’re referring to distant stars to wish on, not shooting stars.
threyon t1_j7u6lrb wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] According to astronomy, wishes take thousands or even millions of years to arrive to the wishing stars. Today, wishes from people long past are starting to come true. by WorsCartoonist
Haha, caveman wishes are coming true in modernity, eh?
threyon t1_j5yxcuz wrote
Reply to comment by FreshBakedButtcheeks in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
I don’t think I’m familiar with it.
threyon t1_j5xnww4 wrote
Reply to comment by beardicusmaximus8 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Or they wanna carve a bunch of peoples faces in the side of a mountain.
threyon t1_j5mamvg wrote
Reply to comment by Kitty_Fuchs in [PM] Give me an apocalypse scenario and I will write you a short story about people from that situation. by Lamborgani96
Cat people run, run like the wind… 🎵
threyon t1_j1zw59q wrote
Reply to Take a chance on yourself [image] by Blue_Consulting
clutches Tesla’s patents “Mine…”
-Thomas Edison
threyon t1_j1ztfj3 wrote
Reply to Historic first launch of Chinese private methane-fueled rocket ends in failure by returnofjuju
I suspect the mods are busy pruning all the fart jokes from this post.
threyon t1_iywxvcd wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Cat on table by RickRiffs
And the cat’s on the table with the silver spoon…
threyon t1_iydhww6 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
“Yer gonna need a bigger bowl…”
threyon t1_iy1ll8y wrote
Bonk!
threyon t1_iwics3t wrote
“My God, it’s full of stars…!”
threyon t1_itfem2h wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] After 18 years, you’ve been released from prison. Now it’s time to commit the murder you were imprisoned for. by godofhorizons
Wait, wasn’t this the plot to Double Jeopardy?
threyon t1_jdiq36g wrote
Reply to comment by Sariel007 in 5 kids rescued from a Staten Island sewer system after they crawled into a tunnel and got lost by Sandstorm400
Dang, I’d watch that show! TMNT vs. Pennywise.