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jvin248 t1_jdirhwu wrote

Yes! That was the same idea spark I had:

"None of you kids are passing! I would not let a Balrog pass, and so what makes you think any of you shall pass?"

"And what is it with all these micro-staffs? You cannot wallop an orc with a wand. Get a big stick like this, learn to swing it around, you fools!"

Meanwhile

"You elves don't have a Sorting Hat? How exactly are we to choose who will be on this Fellowship journey?"

"And shouldn't these Hobbits still be in school?"

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TheFinalStorm t1_jdkoxuk wrote

He'd probably think they're house elfs and try to make them clean up.

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