StetsonSBostic t1_je0r7q6 wrote
Contrary to what has been predicted, Hell has 139 unique levels of punishment. The rules that apply to these levels are meticulously audited by a rotating panel of Demons. For especially complex scenarios, Lucifer is consulted, though this route is preferred by none involved.
The Karmatic Score achieved during life determines level placement upon death. On occasion there are scores that place a human at the border of two levels, but in these instances the lower level is always applied, as there have to be cutoffs, and exceptions are slippery slopes.
Those placed at the higher levels experience relatively mundane existences. At level 11, for example, residents are allowed to feel contentment, but not true joy or elation. They may request books to read, but they must only be books they have read before, and must be stories they found to just be alright.
At the lower levels, 122 for example, residents must always be in discomfort or agony, though they may choose what provides this experience. One resident may prefer listening to a single bothersome song for eons while only drinking vinegar. Another may choose to be scorched incessantly by the eternal fires.
Most levels allow advancement, but the lower a resident finds themselves the more difficult mobility becomes. The higher levels often see residents advance into the lower leagues of Heaven, though this is a two way street, as residents of Heaven can work their way into being relegated to Hell.
At level 87, a resident can advance to level 86 only if they go without craving pleasure for a determined period of time. Even a single thought of "I sure would enjoy a doughnut" is enough to restart the process.
In one unique case, a resident of level 139 (it is likely you can guess the few individuals that made their way there) made his way all the way up to level 1; thought this was simply a clever punishment, as once he caught a glimpse of Heaven he was immediately sent back down to level 139.
Randall Frig died by slipping on a frozen patch of iced coffee - coffee he had dumped out the day before - while walking to his car. During his 40 years of life he had been mediocre in his cruelty. Once he had kicked his neighbor's dog for digging in his flower beds. Yet, one year prior to that incident, he had successfully raised funds for his grandmother's surgery; though he had then spent a considerable amount of time considering keeping the funds himself. He often cursed out waiters, parked his car in two spaces, threw trash on the ground even though he was nearing a trashcan. Yet sometimes he would give a stranger directions, or smile at a barista and say thank you, or really listen to someones problem without interrupting.
The largest deduction to Randall's Karmatic Score came when he crashed his car into another, injuring the neck of the other driver, then fled the scene. He was never found by police, and never felt guilt, only relief. This significantly contributed to his placement on level 19.
On level 19 he could talk to other residents, but only about work, and never about hobbies or interests. He could listen to music, but only at a volume barely audible. If he felt joy for more than a fleeting moment, he would receive a punishment equal to that experience of happiness.
He had once reached level 16, but was sent back to 19 when he felt prolonged pride and arrogance with his achievement. Randall often tried to think of loopholes, but doing so often brought him enjoyment, which then led to punishment. Eventually, Randall stumbled upon a loophole by accident. Instead of being excited by the potential of a loophole, he began to feel fearful of discovering one. This fear allowed him to think of loopholes more often, which led to his realization that this was itself a loophole.
He began to watch his favorite movies, but would allowed himself to be fearful that enjoying his favorite movies would lead to punishment. This allowed him to enjoy the movie, while simultaneously being terrified that he was enjoying it. He applied this formula to conversations with other residents; eating his favorite foods; procuring sexual experiences he had fantasized about during life.
Randall Frig's system worked for a considerable period of time, but only because the debate surrounding the method by the panel of Demons was arduous. Finally, with consulting from Lucifer, it was decreed that feeling unsatisfied as a means to obtain satisfaction was prohibited.
Though Randall's loophole was sealed, he was promoted to level 11, as a reward for helping the Demons improve upon their systems and procedures.
Salsaisgreat t1_je0yuy5 wrote
A great prompt, but just a brilliant short story!
Very dark humour but I would love to see a series of graphic novels of this and other stories of this hell.
Huge kudos for creating a complex system and then creating a super clever loophole to break it.
Crystal1501 OP t1_je11oem wrote
The more complex a structure, the higher the odds that something goes wrong. ANYONE can make a PAPER boat, but even trying to craft a simple WOODEN boat requires careful planning and consideration.
Captain_Pumpkinhead t1_je34by8 wrote
I hadn't thought of that before. That's a great way of looking at it.
StetsonSBostic t1_je1cnu9 wrote
Thank you so much! I loved the prompt so much I had to reschedule an appointment so that I could hop on here and write.
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi t1_je1ra4l wrote
Really awesome story dude. I like that you glossed over the crueler aspect of hell, since we already know it's there, and instead gave us a tiered description with as much balance as possible in your universe. And the "willingly feeling unfulfilled to gain fulfillment" is just the cherry on top
neuralzen t1_je1hrsb wrote
You would probably enjoy The Devil and the Monk - free to read on the creator's website.
BrilliantOk9134 t1_je5puzb wrote
Nice comic but what’s with all the slurs?
neuralzen t1_je5reap wrote
Idk you'll have to ask the author. I assume it's trying to be gritty and unflinching, like Pearcher and such.
BrilliantOk9134 t1_je71tut wrote
I think it would have been better without them tbh
Better-Silver7900 t1_je3bafh wrote
Contrary to popular belief, there is actually 140 levels in hell, however the lowest has no relevance to their morality, but rather their past in general.
This level was meant for the half breeds, the damned, the ones whose souls were unwillingly sacrificed. They receive no punishment, but unfortunately are not able to legally enter heaven. This level is known as purgatory.
These people have regular 9-5 jobs in hell and start at level 139. They are work as janitors, maintenance, administration, and other support personnel. At the end of each work week, the bosses will do an assessment of how they did.
These people get 1 of 3 options in their weekly review: ✓, -, or X. With the exception of level 139, any employee that does poorly at their assigned role receives an X; meaning they have not met the obligations required and will have to work 1 level lower, starting the following week. With a -, the employee has met the average expectation and will continue to work at their assigned level the following week. Those who exceeded expectations will receive a ✓ and move up 1-5 levels higher, depending on how their exemplary duties positively impacted hell as a whole.
According to the Celestial/Demon Act of 1AD, once an employee has completed all levels and risen to the top, their spiritual contract will be fulfilled; immediately reincarnating an earth as a fresh soul with a clean slate, and having no memory of their prior spiritual servitude.
MangoTekNo t1_je272ym wrote
Gotta say that it's divine bullshit to be punished for feeling a certain way. It's not like you can decide how to feel.
TheMedianPrinter t1_je2eiyn wrote
you can train yourself to react to experiences and feel emotions differently, it just takes a while. you can use attention-based mental exercises as well as perception/emotion training. classical conditioning also helps (like in this case).
from my reading of this afterlife, it's less about punishment and more about sorting people by virtue. why exactly would you need to do that, who knows.
EoTN t1_je2ygvs wrote
It's an interesting take on the afterlife for sure. Depending on how it's structured, it's a similar concept to purgatory, where in this case you have to learn a lesson, or change your literal mindset in order to grow closer to heaven. Such a good story, I'll be thinking about the intricacies of it for a while!
Dragonlicker69 t1_je3rzix wrote
Some have suggested that what we call purgatory is what hell is like but because the church was really into eternal damnation and the whole "you need to obey us to avoid it" they needed to create a third afterlife location to explain text that contradicted that.
Fuschiakraken42 t1_je7gutk wrote
Some have suggested...like who?
MangoTekNo t1_je378d6 wrote
Doing that to someone else though, is pure fucking evil.
SullaFelix78 t1_je3zg4q wrote
That’s pretty much my biggest problem with religion, the involuntary nature of belief. I see everyone arguing about all kinds of things during debates on religion and atheism, but no one seems to address the fact that most religions claim their deity is fair and good and just, while also holding that the most fundamental part of belonging to that religion is belief in their deity, which absolutely no one can control.
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Crystal1501 OP t1_je0tvqy wrote
Good for him!
Fuzzy-Information-70 t1_je0tyna wrote
strong ted chiang vibes !
StetsonSBostic t1_je1crs6 wrote
This is an incredible compliment. Thank you!
stereosalvation t1_je2jlph wrote
This almost read like Douglas Adams
mrspear1995 t1_je3risd wrote
I very much read this in a British accent
SnooAvocados6819 t1_je2q3dj wrote
i need a full novel like this describing every level of hell and how people ended up there (or at least something kinda like that) because this is an awesome concept
MrRedoot55 t1_je2d87c wrote
Nice story.
TheStateOfAlaska t1_je3c36f wrote
This reads vaguely like Douglas Adams wrote it
nixxie1805 t1_je1ekm8 wrote
Sounds like you would love a book by Anthony McGowan called Hellbent. Your story reminded me of it.
FlyMega t1_je3g25i wrote
This is like that Rick and morty episode where they just make fun of the “pleasure is pain” bit due 20 minutes, but this was an actual good story
Frohtastic t1_je3u6dr wrote
I can sorta hear stephen fry narrate this in a pratchett/gaiman style of book. Well done
EasilyDelighted t1_je3w6mn wrote
I want Stephen Merchant to read me this story.
jellydrizzle t1_je4402l wrote
oh i love this! have a medal 🏅
Avelion-chan t1_je4bsyo wrote
So... basicly life with social anxiety. XD
Topkekx13 t1_je4ix6q wrote
Fuck me, having to eternally work for your place in the afterlife? Just burn me eternally so at least I know I wont have aurprises the following day
Frosty-Insurance-324 t1_je5gtae wrote
Good god, I think I’m living at level 19 right now. This is also a surprisingly accurate assessment of how it feels
Verified_Hunter t1_je6jxte wrote
This story felt like it was written in Orwell's style. I enjoyed it very much!
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