Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5fxw7 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 11:29 PM

Reply to comment by Difficult-Theory-413 in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos

I tried to figure out where Jihad fit in

TentacleJihadHentai t1_jd5ty6b wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:10 AM

I fight for Holy Azathoth the Father, Sha Ia Niggurath the Mother, and the Radiant Tentacles of Cthulhu.

Praise the tentacle

Embrace the tentacle

Or be smacked by a dimensionally translocated tentacle.

Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5u4a2 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:11 AM

I see. I didn’t realize the word “Jihad” could be used outside of an Islamic context.

TentacleJihadHentai t1_jd5vd3h wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:21 AM

I'm being totally satirical but I'm basing the joke off of the meaning:

Holy war or spiritual struggle.

Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5vo8o wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:23 AM

Yeah, I realized that.

librarian-faust t1_jd73v8j wrote on March 22, 2023 at 9:23 AM

I feel like this would be one of the lines from a Darkest Dungeon character if it was a cheerful pervy manga rather than the pitchblack horror setting it is.