Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5fxw7 wrote 2 years ago

Reply to comment by Difficult-Theory-413 in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos

I tried to figure out where Jihad fit in

TentacleJihadHentai t1_jd5ty6b wrote 2 years ago

I fight for Holy Azathoth the Father, Sha Ia Niggurath the Mother, and the Radiant Tentacles of Cthulhu.

Praise the tentacle

Embrace the tentacle

Or be smacked by a dimensionally translocated tentacle.

Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5u4a2 wrote 2 years ago

I see. I didn’t realize the word “Jihad” could be used outside of an Islamic context.

TentacleJihadHentai t1_jd5vd3h wrote 2 years ago

I'm being totally satirical but I'm basing the joke off of the meaning:

Holy war or spiritual struggle.

Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5vo8o wrote 2 years ago

Yeah, I realized that.

librarian-faust t1_jd73v8j wrote 2 years ago

I feel like this would be one of the lines from a Darkest Dungeon character if it was a cheerful pervy manga rather than the pitchblack horror setting it is.