Cyno_Mahamatra

Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jdjkpw7 wrote

Reply to comment by Ghostpard in [WP] No one courts death like a human. They eat food that evolved to be toxic, ingest known poison for recreation, engage in potentially lethal sport for fun, and have an incredibly high risk tolerance. On the galactic stage they are feared, admired, and generally considered crazy. by SeriousGoofball

I thought you were referring to that episode where an alien visits Earth and couldn’t see stands

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Cyno_Mahamatra t1_jd5u4a2 wrote

Reply to comment by TentacleJihadHentai in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos

I see. I didn’t realize the word “Jihad” could be used outside of an Islamic context.

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Cyno_Mahamatra t1_iy8s9om wrote

Reply to comment by Veloci-RKPTR in [WP] You discovered the legendary monkey’s paw which can grant you any wish. Out of fatal curiosity, you wished for the rest of the monkey. A finger curled and your wish was granted. You then found yourself face-to-face with Sun Wukong himself: The Monkey King, Destroyer of Heavens. by Veloci-RKPTR

I thought it would be a Chinese monkey, which meant it could speak Chinese, but no, it only spoke in monkey with a Chinese accent.

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