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Zenvarix t1_iuefrt2 wrote

Demon is probably the most polite customer.

"Look mortal, I'm a demon, but I'm not a monster."

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toapat t1_iufnv1g wrote

"its also physical torture for me to exist on this plane of existence so i want to get out of here just as quickly as you do."

"What, no your world is fantastic, You have War, thats like, Super Hell. Its great. You also have diplomacy, and alone time. Its nice to be able to take a vacation from work. In hell We dont get that. Granted we also love our job or can transfer departments till we find one we love.

The difference is that ALL coffee shops exist in a different plane of existence from Hell or Mortalspace."

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Terrivel119 t1_iueywmq wrote

Should make it 7:06 instead, because it’s effectively 6:66.

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