Baggytrousers27
Baggytrousers27 t1_j6og69g wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] As the god of reincarnations, when neither Hell nor Heaven want a soul, it is your job to reincarnate it appropriately. One specific soul keeps coming back to you not so long after each reincarnation. After a while, you decide to investigate why the soul keeps coming back to you. by chacham2
Agrajag from hitchhiker's guide.
Baggytrousers27 t1_j6jgyvi wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] A soul can reincarnate after they drink a bowl of magical soup to forget their past life. You've drank hundreds of bowls, but the memory is still as clear as day in your head. by Penna_23
Somehow read this as "A soup can reincarnate" and my mind tried to think of an isekai, light-novel, title.
Baggytrousers27 t1_j630io7 wrote
Reply to Snake Pit (OC) by LeeroyM
POV: You are a very enthusiastic herpetologist.
Baggytrousers27 t1_j5itj1o wrote
When the magnetic poles finally reverse will they have to start calling it aurora australis or is everyone agreed to just invert all the new compass colours and call it a day?
Baggytrousers27 t1_j248we0 wrote
The two ultimate motivations are curiosity and spite.
Baggytrousers27 t1_j23ge4x wrote
Reply to 😶 (oc) by Alvesartt_
Looks very polite.
Baggytrousers27 t1_j0fr4gy wrote
Reply to HELP ME by IsolateDirector
トミノの地獄
Baggytrousers27 t1_ixf463t wrote
Reply to "Void Eater 2.0" by me by Crondisimo
[Qull of the five inversions?](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Qull_(New_Earth))
Baggytrousers27 t1_iwv0i9f wrote
Reply to comment by ghrarhg in TIL John Batman was the founder of the town that became Melbourne, Australia. And originally he called it "Batmania". There's even a street named after him: Batman Ave. by idiocrites
Says batman but pronounced as Batm'n, as in guy who swings a bat.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iwv0axu wrote
Baggytrousers27 t1_ivax6p5 wrote
Reply to "glxwr", made by me by xrev_v
Like beefman but wagyu.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iv72cui wrote
Reply to comment by Anonimase in [WP] "You fool!" cackled the Dark One, "No man can kill me!" "But I am no man!" bellowed the hero, as he unhinged his jaw. A grotesque sound filled the hall as they hacked up impossibly large balls of cloth. Unfurling, they stand and announce "For we are actually three trench coats in a halfling!" by Breadinator
Was hoping for a shoggoth but coats are fine too.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iuhqary wrote
Reply to comment by Berkamin in Researchers Discover Substitutes For Rare Earth Materials In Magnets by KJ6BWB
Iron Nitride makes for great ferrofluid but probably not the best for something like a smartphone.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iuhme5g wrote
Reply to comment by Berkamin in Researchers Discover Substitutes For Rare Earth Materials In Magnets by KJ6BWB
Don't they react with humidity to form ammonia?
Baggytrousers27 t1_iugtuvb wrote
Reply to comment by toapat in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
Sounds about right.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iugtmwl wrote
Reply to Feast, by Me by _khalil__
r/mypeopleneedme.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iu854ff wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER" "But Your Majesty, the prophe-" "You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS" by JustLostInInternet
Can't remember if it's this one or another, but the The Villain™ stopping and asking how old the hero is and asking wtf is going on always tickles me. This works just the same.
Baggytrousers27 t1_iu84jv7 wrote
Reply to There’s a vending machine on campus that doesn’t just dispense soda and snacks. by RobertMort
How refreshing.
>!Hello Gordon!!<
Baggytrousers27 t1_it0pj14 wrote
Reply to "Wendigo Encounter" by me by Crondisimo
Power stance. Shows off the results of all those squats.
Baggytrousers27 t1_it0pffz wrote
Reply to comment by lean_six_ligma in "Wendigo Encounter" by me by Crondisimo
Groan-worthy. Right on.
Baggytrousers27 t1_ise9w2n wrote
Reply to comment by hayme212 in Empty, by me by GenericOnlineName
Shadowperson sucking the moisture out of your washing for sustenance. Symbiosis at its finest.
Baggytrousers27 t1_ise9tmt wrote
Reply to Empty, by me by GenericOnlineName
How polite.
Baggytrousers27 t1_is9hrol wrote
Reply to comment by Funkosebsy in How to handle a rude neighbour by Tardigradelegs
Fairly dark clownfish.
Baggytrousers27 t1_is4qs2i wrote
Reply to comment by Judgy__ in South Korean researchers say they have developed an anode-free lithium-ion battery that is 40% more energy dense than existing batteries and will enable EVs to travel 630km (390 miles) on a single charge. by lughnasadh
If they say it's for the same reason as phone chargers my wrath with be as inimicable as it is ineffectual.
Baggytrousers27 t1_j8t4333 wrote
Reply to comment by TheLaughingAvatar in Maypole (OC) by LeeroyM
Tug'o'war