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mariojardini t1_ixitzs0 wrote

"Fifty years. Fifty years inside this damn cave."

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Oneirominid t1_ixj1j9n wrote

"And so, you fell too... how unfortunate,"

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Gregamonster t1_ixj6uk1 wrote

Just because someone is expendable doesn't mean you should be eager to spend them.

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VrinTheTerrible t1_ixirk2s wrote

Andy slowly awoke to the smell of gunfire, a glass of whiskey in one hand and his .38 in the other.

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Master-Tanis t1_ixiwsgw wrote

It was a bright and sunny morning as we laid Grandma to rest in the bed of her favorite pickup truck.

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not-really-here- t1_ixj55gb wrote

Luckily, I've never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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CommanderCori t1_ixj7t4t wrote

The sunlight forced its way through the overgrowth to intrude upon my grave.

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Calligaster t1_ixj86um wrote

Never thought I'd die laughing, but here I am.

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AverageBeef t1_ixj9yks wrote

Why do you have so many lemons?

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Naielli t1_ixirvmn wrote

And as the two stated at each other, they both knew neither one would leave the other alive.

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Potikanda t1_ixj315c wrote

"He's coming for you!" Alice sneered viciously.

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Paulineig t1_ixj55qa wrote

„But what if space DID exist?“, they said, seemingly deep lost in their thoughts.

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tiredHFX t1_ixj65js wrote

I was always told in school that penguins can't fly.

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Somedudethatisbored t1_ixj749r wrote

I could not believe my eyes, the mythical creature was real.

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Ox_of_Dox t1_ixj90w2 wrote

The assassin crept down the hall, careful not to alert the target's guards, but as they rounded the corner, there stood the target themselves

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Micheal-Afton t1_ixjaypb wrote

“Quick question is this Legal?”

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Kitty_Fuchs t1_ixisi07 wrote

When the dragon abducted the princess he was surprised that she didn't even try to resist him and seemed to resign herself to her fate almost immediately.

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IamN8Wright t1_ixiu1y7 wrote

Here was the Void, I stared into it so many times over the years, it was more familiar to me than my own face.

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Metraxis t1_ixj6jiw wrote

Terry said that if you ground the world fine and sifted it all out, you'd not find an atom of Justice, nor a molecule of Mercy. No such effort was needed in the plastic deco hell called Moonbeam Gardens. You could tell just by looking.

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AussieBirb t1_ixj9h0x wrote

The color of the sky was an aberration.

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Realistic_Thought_15 t1_ixja1jl wrote

I entered the tomb for any ancient history to only be ripped through time and am face to face with a sphinx.

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The-Doom-Knight t1_ixja5bj wrote

The shell exploded, knocking me off my feet.

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Mickey_thicky t1_ixjae9j wrote

I stood there in shock as I looked down at the assignment laid on the table before me, wondering how on Earth they’d expect me to complete it; i work for the Culinary Institute of America, not the Central Intelligence Agency.

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PrincessChard t1_ixjdetw wrote

Surely that was the greatest moment in television history!

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WaffleGod72 t1_ixjduto wrote

The dragon grinned at my remark, and picked me up.

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taciaduhh t1_ixjfk4e wrote

Did that corpse just wink at me?

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Herr_Underdogg t1_ixjfqim wrote

As a lifelong postal carrier little remained that bothered him anymore, but that little girl was just creepy...

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ArguesWithFrogs t1_ixjghs0 wrote

"The building was on fire & it wasn't my fault."

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asey_69 t1_ixjhvpn wrote

Yesterday, I died, today, I am alive, and tomorrow...

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Youngstar181 t1_ixjicc9 wrote

"Life has no meaning, other than the meaning you make for it."

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DontBother_YT t1_ixjij5p wrote

"You've suffered a terrible fate, haven't you?"

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runswithdolls t1_ixjinlb wrote

There I was, a doll in each hand, running down the hallway.

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that_one_wierd_guy t1_ixjjcwf wrote

It was a dark and stormy night, which was odd since it's only two in the afternoon and the weather report said breezy and sunny.

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yetshi t1_ixjkato wrote

Oh man that's fucked up.

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Jackamen1952 t1_ixjn48j wrote

Good news the drive works, bad news we can’t go back home.

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hornylolifucker t1_ixjnxl9 wrote

The floor starts to melt into lava. Only the kids are prepared.

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sparkdaniel t1_ixjow1u wrote

As he fell he thought, ain't this a prime example of hubris......

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Biscuitsiren928 t1_ixjp5vv wrote

Man was created in the eyes of God.

Monsters only know how to imitate.

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imnight234 t1_ixjqmkt wrote

As I stared blankly at the mirror I started to cry as I thought “no not again”

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Yamidamian t1_ixjr258 wrote

I should probably be dead by now, but as my grandmother used to tell me:

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awkwardly-confused t1_ixjrlv0 wrote

I could care less who was in front of me, even if it was the god of death themselves.

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KonradosHut t1_ixjs7xr wrote

That all happened when time was a thing, but now...

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thatoneguy2398 t1_ixjtl3v wrote

Call of duty legend of Zelda crossover

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