hornylolifucker
hornylolifucker t1_ja42o14 wrote
Reply to comment by Shreddersson in For birds all sex is anal sex. by Whats-Upvote
For some reason whenever I look at birds all I think is “French fry?”
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Reply to comment by Aquariousity01 in [WP] You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you. by SkyGriff10
I was thinking of adding a plot twist where the Hero was the neglectful partner of the MC, and those two get it on after MC is left abandoned
hornylolifucker t1_j6ovwgm wrote
Reply to comment by CityCrafty3408 in [WP] Reddit grants users powers associated to their usernames. After thinking that your superpower was useless you keep living a normal life. Things take a turn when a new villain appears in your city. by PM-Ur-Cute-Tits
Oh, no need…my ankle monitor can show me the way
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Reply to comment by flfoiuij2 in [WP] The human lifespan is the lowest in the galaxy. That alone is why they are the most dangerous. by SeaCaptainJack
Not kill, more like took up most of the available space of the other alien races, leaving them with little room to maintain their own population. Also probably the human race ended up outliving the other races as a species.
hornylolifucker t1_izjdoao wrote
Reply to comment by Jiriakel in [WP] 'Naive' mind uploading suffers from the 'cloning' problem (the upload is just a clone, the original is still in their body). Solution? The Ship of Theseus. Gradually replace pieces of brain with cybernetics until one day there's no organic brain left and you can be disconnected from your body by [deleted]
Personally, I would want to preserve the original me alongside cybernetic me so that we can split up our tasks and I can update my memories with his so i would have the memories of two people. If there’s a problem with memory capacity, I would just keep the technical knowledge of anything me #1 is able to learn
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Reply to comment by sufrt in [WP] Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing. by veriverd
Change how? Did the book change by turning into a pickle?
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Reply to [PM] Could I get a first sentence prompt? by [deleted]
The floor starts to melt into lava. Only the kids are prepared.
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Reply to comment by AstroRide in [WP] “You’re… firing me?” Satan looked on in confusion. “Actually, we’re liquidating your whole sector. Every last demon.” God replied. by Totally_Not_Thanos
Satan: no u.
Stop getting to decide how others should live their life
hornylolifucker t1_iv7lln3 wrote
Reply to comment by Aquapaprika1 in [WP] She hugs her boyfriend in excitement. “Steven I’m pregnant!” His normal Sunday afternoon turns into distress. “Pack your things, NOW!” But, 10 minutes later it’s already too late. There’s a knock at the door. “Damn it…” Steven said. A suited man walks in. “The agency knows. Sit down Steve.” by Spoon____Spoon
No part 2–Steve is dead
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Reply to comment by Mooses_little_sister in [WP] "I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER" "But Your Majesty, the prophe-" "You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS" by JustLostInInternet
Isekai ended before it began
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Reply to comment by Letteropener52 in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
Densetsu no Herajeka, Moose Slayer
hornylolifucker t1_je6rv20 wrote
Reply to comment by Vernor15 in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474
I think that was just eldritch divine powers at play