Submitted by WoollerMan2003 t3_z8b3a6 in WritingPrompts
VacuumInTheHead t1_iycowtc wrote
Reply to comment by Mr__Perry in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
He expells farts at faster than the speed of light
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