Lucifer looked from Hell upon the mistake he had cursed upon mankind. He had made bad deals before, but the one he made with Bob the Builder could be his undoing.

Bob never had a real girlfriend so this seemed to Satan as easy pickings. The devil would grant Bob a boon and Bob would give Satan a soul. But Bob was too seduced by power to waste precious moments courting the masses.

By becoming a sperm donor, he was granted so many various boons that no man could stop him. Resistant to radiation, bullets, electricity, and disease, Bob joined the Russians and singlehandedly defeated Ukraine. Putin, in awe of Bob's "divine" powers, gifted him the tsardom and Bob began to build a new Russia and, soon, the world.

The devil had a bet with God that Ukraine would win. Bob had crossed the line. How many more plans could Bob thwart? What if Bob turned his ambitions towards Hell, itself?

There was no other way. Bob the Builder had to be stopped.

It was in the valley of Armeggedon where Bob and Satan finally met again.

"You have went to far, Bob!" cried the devil. "All the souls you bore me I had to surrender to my nemesis because of your stupid and pointless antics! It ends now! Surrender your testicles!"

"They don't belong to you anymore, Satan! I have had a vision from the King of kings. I know of your bets and I will ruin them all! God will rescue as many souls as possible from your vile kingdom. If you give all Hell's souls to God now, I may just let you li..."

Bob tried to speak as his jaw locked to the excruciating pain in his groin. As his vision blurred, he looked down at the blood that tainted the earth around him. His face twisted in anger and agony as he looked upon the devil holding a small bloodied leather sack. Defeated, he raised his brow to heaven.

"Why have you forsaken me?"

"This was your fault, Bob." said Lucifer. "Do you think I would be so careless as to extend my boons to your manhood? Did you, puny mortal, really think you could play the Devil? Well, it doesn't matter now. Perhaps we can make another deal in the future?"

As the devil laughed, Bob slowly drifted out of consciousness. The world into which he would awake would be much different. He knew that. Though he had lost a part of himself, maybe there was still hope to find that special someone who could make him feel whole again.