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wretched92425 t1_je96yri wrote

Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for Bitey 🖤

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SpellingJenius t1_je9fegj wrote

Bites has some work ahead of them to grow into those whiskers.

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definitelynotadingo t1_je9q440 wrote

Short for Bitey McBiteface? Very cute; you have excellent taste in best friends

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RossTheNinja t1_je9ta1z wrote

Wait why do you can you cat bite.... Argh get off me

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aydnic t1_je9tyei wrote

A cute name for a cute kitten <3

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themoocowgoesmeow t1_je9uhjh wrote

Cow cats/tuxedo cats are the best kind! Best wishes to you and your new best friend for life

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fr3sh420 t1_je9x14s wrote

love the name. i’m sure Homer does as well

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mad_fishmonger t1_jea1clx wrote

Bitey the Mordacious! Ruler of the Seven Pillows! Conqueror of the Mouse Toy and Eater of Tuna! She is mighty!

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Groady_Toadstool t1_jea4r07 wrote

With a name like Bitey, I have a feeling this one might end up in the r/catsareassholes sub at some point in the future.

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Emmy314 t1_jea6kp8 wrote

Oh, she's a badun. You can tell from the eyes.

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relesabe t1_jea79xn wrote

Replying to jayjayrodrod (#2,481,784)

Perhaps one day there will be a civilization-destroying disaster.

People will still use this phrase but have no idea why.

Perhaps in a real-life Mad Max scenario, one of the gang leaders will be named Lord Bitey.

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lacey92122 t1_jeab84f wrote

She's a heartbreaker and she knows it. She shows no remorse.

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ChokeslamMeMommy t1_jeadw7y wrote

I took a kitten because he walked up and bit me as an introduction. Nibbled my nose in my sleep a bit as a kitten.

Now he mostly screams at me. But he's also one of the most "whatever" cats I've managed to have. He'll go ham on other animals if he's mad, but he's never bitten or even scratched me out of spite.

The super friendly little princess that loves everyone and will break your nose with a headbutt? Has the occasional, cartoonish windup bite when she's a salty peanut.

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CaptainChaos74 t1_jeatjid wrote

Awww. I'm sure he will grow into those whiskers. ☺️

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BiTrexual72 t1_jeazm6l wrote

The common housecat kills more types of animals than any other animal.

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encore412 t1_jeazrpm wrote

I love Bitey but hope he doesn’t turn into Biter

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Etvlan t1_jeb5zrt wrote

Years of happiness be with you.

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Dadrak t1_jeb6748 wrote

He looks like he is about to teach me kung fu or a secret martial arts technique 😂

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pamdndr t1_jeb6b15 wrote

Tuxedo cats are sooo awesome. Have a fun life together!

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dragonmoonsilk t1_jebsv8w wrote

Little guy’s got unruly white eyebrows like a little old man🥰

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EvilBillSing t1_jecfjft wrote

Cute , hopefully he wont live up to that name .

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Lsmith64 t1_jecjz0c wrote

Awwwwwww😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 precious 😍😍😍😍

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FireInHisBlood t1_jecy5x1 wrote

oh noes. it iz so dangerous. it will eet me.

and i would totally allow it!

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lrhcarp t1_jed0l6v wrote

Adorable, kitten. Adorable name.

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SkelyJack t1_jed1ia0 wrote

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Hi Bitey! ❤️

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jimbonsf t1_jed6dl3 wrote

Oh, bless heart! How precious!

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jv_ky t1_jed89p9 wrote

Adorable, but I can't help wondering whether his name (her name?) is indicative of a tiny problem you might have to work on.

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GingerMau t1_jedditv wrote

I love Bitey! She deserves all the love and cuddles!

If she (he?) truly is quite bitey, don't let her gnaw on your fingers. It may not hurt too much now, but as she gets bigger and stronger it will get painful real quick. And she'll be sad and confused why you are angry, because you taught her it was ok.

(Ask me how Iearned this lesson!)

Our girl (who still wants to chew on our fingers) has her own toothbrush now that we break out when she's in a bitey mood. She loves the bristles, apparently.

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Grattytood t1_jedks9l wrote

Hi, Bitey! OP, to stop kitty's biting habit, only play with B. using string, or toys, etc, NEVER your hands, fingers, toes. That's how you teach them not to bite humans. You can play using fingers under a thick blanket, however.

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Flaky-Crew-3382 t1_jedzw4q wrote

Adorable! I had a Bitey for 17 years. She was so small when I got her for my son. He went to collage and we kept her here. She ended up weighing 25lbs! She had Main Coon and something else in her! I miss her so much!

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bazzington t1_jee4azj wrote

Bitey goes for the formal tux and spats, he wears it well.

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