Submitted by AlternativePotato42 t3_z722vx in aww
inkseep1 t1_iy4cj7z wrote
There is a dragon standing at the edge of the cliff.
I knock it off the cliff with my paw.
. . . . Roll for dexterity.
Nat 20.
knocks all dice off table.
LifeBuilder t1_iy4m6hm wrote
“You arrive at the shop”
“I negotiate for better armor”
“Roll for Charisma”
rolls a 1
“You show the shop keep your butthole”
BizzyM t1_iy5h3pk wrote
/r/CatsPlayingDnd
SylvieJay t1_iy60ihi wrote
Cat is actually a shape shifted Druid.
Sheldon121 t1_iy74bkp wrote
Love it!
gameboy1001 t1_iy645rn wrote
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
[deleted] t1_iy520q2 wrote
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morostheSophist t1_iy5nq1n wrote
And again, another apparent bot copying an older comment:
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/z722vx/comment/iy4p0eo/
AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou t1_iy549bw wrote
Underrated comment
SlippySlappySamson t1_iy5gstx wrote
Overused comment
Would_daver t1_iy62ed7 wrote
Which alpacas judging me?
AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou t1_iy68ect wrote
All of them
Would_daver t1_iy6iu4j wrote
Oh shit.... as Tom Hanks' character says in Saving Private Ryan, "Well, that's disconcerting..."
Sheldon121 t1_iy74g5m wrote
Me! me! I ll-am-a.
HumpieDouglas t1_iy59213 wrote
This made me lol
chubbycatchaser t1_iy9abkm wrote
“The shop keep accepts your terms.”
[deleted] t1_iy52ir8 wrote
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morostheSophist t1_iy5nibp wrote
Once again, the bots think this won't be noticed in a thread this small:
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/z722vx/comment/iy4e6ln/
[deleted] t1_iy53lhn wrote
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morostheSophist t1_iy5neh2 wrote
Man, the bots aren't even trying any more. Thread has only 55 total comments and they think no one will notice?
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/z722vx/comment/iy4al0k/
newaccount721 t1_iy5r9dm wrote
This one cut at a more natural spot than a lot of them do. But agreed it's obnoxious
MrLuxarina t1_iy546i1 wrote
(DM internally): Yay! One of my players remembered that the "shove" action exists!
thehermit14 t1_iy5qyvx wrote
This redditor cats
Sheldon121 t1_iy74kel wrote
Oh yeah! Without a doubt!
drexsu t1_iy6k9my wrote
You deal .... (double checks the amount of dice), 120 points of damage. 85pts fall damage plus 35 pts critical sneak attack. The target is now stunned and prone for the next round.
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