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HarleyyR OP t1_iy7fgxj wrote

Reply to comment by bluetheslinky in “stray” kitten in a closed bed store. owner i passed. what a great owner by HarleyyR

Thank you. I am actually British, but I merely adopted the beauty of broken english through a touch of alcohol. You have done well.

Regardless, still one of my best titles.

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TestingMurphysLaw t1_iy7gys6 wrote

Jeezus... I read titles as "titt-els" because it's so damn early and I need caffeine and now I'm not going to be able to see or hear the word title without giggling.

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ElizabethDangit t1_iy82nrs wrote

a touch Sorry, I’m American, how many liters in a touch?

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Funky_Pickle t1_iy8fv7g wrote

American asking about litres?? Suspect.

Oh wait you used the American spelling and not the Canadian/European. Carry on friend.

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kinglitecycles t1_iyagdex wrote

Ironically, we Brits drink pints.

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Funky_Pickle t1_iyagkzl wrote

Oh same in Canada. Go to a bar and for draught beer it’s usually a stein, pint, or tankard/schooner.

Sometimes if you’re feeling fancy you can even order a pony or a jug

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Miss-Figgy t1_iy8oy1s wrote

LMAO, here we were thinking you were a non native English speaker and generously "interpreting" you, when in reality, you were just a drunk Brit.

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layibelula t1_iy867mr wrote

I loved the story you told with your title. This is why I love Reddit.

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faust111 t1_iyabi19 wrote

I thought the owner of the kitten passed away. And the kitten was sad.

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