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instantcoffee69 t1_j6y1y25 wrote

The people of Baltimore politely ask you to NOT speed and run red lights.

Not a single person as ever seen a car speed, run a red light, or rev their engine and said: "what a cool person", not once.

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BaltimoreBrewer t1_j6y8wg1 wrote

How else can they let you know they have a HUMONGOUS PENIS?

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codyvir t1_j6yop84 wrote

I think an even more effective way would be to just draw one on their own forehead. That would make spotting huge dicks from a distance so much easier....

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YorickTheCat t1_j6y8ec3 wrote

I went from Pigtown to Charles village and back and watched three people either blow through red lights, or stop for a second then take off through the intersection. Ridiculous and dangerous. I'd like to see traffic stops. And a speed camera on the MLK dragstrip between Pratt and I395.

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