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tangerinesubmerine t1_jd9radf wrote

While you watch, can I wash your balls?

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GusTheGoober t1_jd9rr7o wrote

If you can find a large enough sponge.

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AlchemyStash t1_jd9yg3d wrote

If they’re too big, it isn’t healthy. I recommend getting it checked out if that’s the case.

If they’re big but not swollen then wow you’re such a man

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GusTheGoober t1_jd9ywex wrote

Who said I was a man

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AlchemyStash t1_jda02et wrote

Your balls, unless this is all a lie.

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GusTheGoober t1_jda0rjs wrote

Don’t believe everything that you squeeze

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AlchemyStash t1_jda2549 wrote

Can we talk about ball squeezing for a second? I respect what everyone is into, but it seems so dangerous. I get that maybe that’s part of the thrill, but you squeeze too hard and those puppies explode.

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GusTheGoober t1_jda2nw2 wrote

Some people like their steak rare, some people like their steak well done. Some people like a Thai kickboxer to use their scrote as a speed bag.

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temptags t1_jdc97zp wrote

Fack this made me almost spit my coffee out LOL

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weahman t1_jdcbn30 wrote

Its fine fill it back up with some freshly squeezed juice

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dualjobs t1_jdb5wkh wrote

The question is, is the juice worth the squeeze?

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Osetiya t1_jdbeke2 wrote

I really read this entire threat to this point at 12:29 AM.

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