Submitted by QueueTee314 t3_118o21m in boston
Options would be:
- LegoLAND
- DisneyLAND
- Sesame Place
- Six Flags
- Nintendo…Land…?
or any other lands you can think of. Would love to hear opinions.
Submitted by QueueTee314 t3_118o21m in boston
Options would be:
or any other lands you can think of. Would love to hear opinions.
Rent Control Land
No More Rats In My Basement Land
Have you tried patching all the holes that they can get in?
Nailed it
DunkinLand
This is the way
Take a ride on the Spinning IcedInAHotCups
Would 100% pay to ride in a butternut munchkin.
Dumb
Already have Six Flags New England
Six Flags New EngLAND
Canobie Lake Park?
There is a six flags in MA. Less than a two hour drive outside of Boston.
Judging by how crowded Lego Place always has been (and I’m sure will be when it reopens) I think a Legoland would make a killing here.
And with the Americas HQ moving here in 2026 it would make sense!
The MBTA is it's own theme park. Pay money, have an unexpected experience, and end up feeling different about it after.
I wish they had a fast pass!
I got a free show on the redline the other night when some dude kicked a guy in the face
You ever play rollercoaster tycoon Satan and built death coasters where you launch cars off the end of a track at 120 mph
I imagine this but with the T randomly lighting on fire or derailing
spell check LAND
Seafood World
Lobster Land
There’s Lobsta Land in Gloucester already
Disney would make a killing wherever they go but they can’t even pay their employees in Florida so here is probably a non-starter.
Lego is redoing their store at assembly and also Moving headquarters to Boston.
Whalom Park
That lasted until 2000!? Holy shit!
Plymouth Plantation Land
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>Plimouth Pawtucket Land, FYTFY
It’s Patuxet.
Squanto was a Patuxet.
Pawtucket is a different tribe (and a shit hole town that lost a minor league baseball team to fucking Worcester)
Thank you, my phone autocorrected!
Does Story Land not count?
That's not in Boston
The real question is: would we sell Revere (or whatever) to Disney if they gutted the MBTA and replaced all train lines with a monorail?
is there a chance the track could bend?
Congestion Land
I don’t know, but I’d expect significant speed restrictions on all the roller coasters…
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I would tear down Six Flags Springfield and Canobie Lake Park with my bare hands if it meant I could afford to buy a house in MA.
Bring back Paragon park
All of those places are hell on earth save for Six Flags, and it's close depending on time of year, and we already have one. I don't see the attraction for any of those places.
Also, I'm whole heartedly against bulldozing anymore forests in this state for any reason whatsoever. The last sighting of a Canadian Lynx in MA was in Bellingham a little more than 20 years ago. The forest it lived in was bulldozed to put in a Home Depot, Toys R Us, Unos, and a small apartment complex. ...yeah, that was worth it.
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Lego land
Nuka-World
Pilgrim Land (ing)
That’s in Plymouth
Do what now?
timecoyote t1_j9i8wo3 wrote
Affordable Housing Land