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scousethief t1_j86fps8 wrote

Sexecutioner?

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Masonjaruniversity t1_j870xlj wrote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBR3a_YNfYo

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MindToxin t1_j89f07o wrote

And his favorite move? The Twerk of Death

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NightmareKC t1_j86iy4m wrote

Erectcutioner.

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keylimerye t1_j87vt96 wrote

This deserves to beat Sexecutioner. That guy sucks.

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Bmancoilart t1_j86otz5 wrote

i wanna see him do a helicopter with that thing and crowd kill

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DrButtgerms t1_j88mcfv wrote

At least his toes would be safe? Dude has got safety sabatons on

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Squirrall t1_j8704kq wrote

New Soulcalibur Voldo skin just dropped

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bnamsrom t1_j88vfuu wrote

This is much too conservative for Voldo.

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Tenzen1 t1_j89butg wrote

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!

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type138 t1_j86h7lp wrote

Early GWAR sure was something

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Kusteron3 t1_j86mmzi wrote

The ultimate circumcision-iater

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Wags43 t1_j86ym1d wrote

What a dick, chopping people's heads off like that

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Cyan_UwU t1_j874lfd wrote

This gives me r/witchesvspatriarchy vibes and I’m not sure why

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Owlmystery t1_j876qm3 wrote

Sam Smith's new red carpet outfit?

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HenryTCat t1_j87di41 wrote

Also not very good. Sorry, but the nose and upside down cross are just silly.

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inkordie t1_j86w724 wrote

Reminds me of kerbcrawler

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RearEchelon t1_j8730ee wrote

Now the euphemism "hatchet wound" makes more sense

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gnomewife t1_j875k7e wrote

Gave me a giggle, thanks

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MrGeno t1_j877ic5 wrote

That's the cousin of the guy from Dusk To Dawn who had that penis gun.

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Snoo98679 t1_j87agkw wrote

The vagina extender

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HellexJ t1_j87c3zt wrote

Slay

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zatos08 t1_j88o73w wrote

Slay queen slay! This look kinda french to me💀

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beastusboss t1_j87c900 wrote

That’s really cool dude. Like the style and random axe placement.

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mentorofminos t1_j87d1fy wrote

I fucking love the Hellraiser series lol

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Jedtyt t1_j87dblu wrote

Dickaxe

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micro--man t1_j87e4yc wrote

Definitely don't want to get head from that guy gif

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Divulci t1_j87edol wrote

average Chainsaw Man enemy

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plainOldFool t1_j87g52a wrote

"I'm going to stab your heads off! With my DICK! Yeah! And blood's gonna come out of your head! And there's nothing you can do about it! Cause I'm a MAD MAN!"

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PM_YOUR_BLOOMERS t1_j87hoba wrote

Only on Reddit can you find flowers censoring cat butts and dog balls, then scroll down to AxeDick.

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Eh_Good_Enough t1_j87n2bl wrote

You don't give him head, he takes it.

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Nuggzulla t1_j87n2y9 wrote

My Axe is My Buddy!

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NorthLight2103 t1_j87o26f wrote

does he give head or take off your head?

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parisica t1_j87o7cw wrote

You really are fucked when the executioner comes your way.

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m4vis t1_j87r96k wrote

What a horrible day to have eyes

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enneh_07 t1_j87rc2z wrote

Brings a new definition to “cock and ball torture”

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spikewalls t1_j87tl96 wrote

“Alright, my liege. I understand Phil’s, like, really good at his job. But don’t you think he might be a little TOO into it?”

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SafuFunds t1_j87ul1m wrote

New DLC Voldo Skin?

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Xenolithium t1_j87vaqn wrote

Ah, the old Beaver Cleaver.

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Dying-Dynasty t1_j87wi5d wrote

Keep him entertained or you're dead

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Jirkousek7 t1_j87y9wj wrote

reminds me of the cheese grater image

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Cumminswii t1_j87ydw4 wrote

Man xXPussySlayer420Xx looks bad ass.

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kisforkarol t1_j884yo4 wrote

Legit had an awful nightmare as a kid that a man with a knife for a penis was trying to rape me. My mum came in and 'saved' me, but she ended up being the one raped and I had to watch. It was a terrifyingly graphic dream that really shook me and left me seriously anxious about my mother's safety for weeks.

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cesly1987 t1_j888mnv wrote

Does he also have an axe with a dick hanging off of it? Or just an axeblade with a ballsack?

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nuttynutkick t1_j88aufi wrote

Off to work half-cocked again.

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OSUBonanza t1_j88dwnk wrote

Mark me down as scared AND horny.

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Cloneinamillion t1_j88hthg wrote

Don't show this to Sam Smith for fucksake

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CardsOfTime t1_j88hyvu wrote

This is it, the real death by snu snu

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twsddangll t1_j88m4uv wrote

This is not what I meant when I offered you head

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Shrie t1_j88mhi2 wrote

Dickface Axedick

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Darius099 t1_j88vbqv wrote

"YOUR DICKAXE, MILORD"

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TheAppleGentleman t1_j88wdtl wrote

This is really good but I gotta admit that this was so unexpected that I ended up laughing.

Really good art tho, congrats.

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grantm06 t1_j88weqw wrote

Is... this Murdoc from Gorillaz?

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king_27 t1_j897s55 wrote

If this isn't a Mörk Börg monster it should be

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Not_Larfy t1_j897xp0 wrote

Ah, Lord Farcrotch's executioner, The-bone-ius.

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Donitos2 t1_j899pgz wrote

"I've got a boner for muder!"

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SavageDownSouth t1_j89au48 wrote

I've always thought it would be weird if like, Gundams or some other giant robot welded their Lazer swords to their crotch so they had both hands to grapple with, and made the whole front of their body a danger zone.

Wouldn't that be weird you guys?

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StarMasher t1_j89c2eq wrote

I wish I was that excited on my way to work... You know what they say "if you do what you love, you never work a day in your life".

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emirsolinno t1_j89detj wrote

Pov when you realize you can draw anything

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sneaky4oe t1_j89e427 wrote

Из-за леса из-за гор

Показал мужик топор

И не просто показал

Его к хую привязал

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point50tracer t1_j89u6xx wrote

You've all heard of crotch ninja. Now make way for crotch executioner.

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Lavender_and_Velvet t1_j89ukp9 wrote

Dayum bb, are you happy to see me or are just going to go get more wood for the fire?

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zugtug t1_j89xf1g wrote

You don't have to give him head. He'll take it.

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mitchk0176 t1_j89y4x2 wrote

Is this Elden Ring concept art?

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AdamAberg t1_j8a1otj wrote

The average elden ring character

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ModestMoss t1_j8a7a96 wrote

Voldo from Soul Calibur vibes

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electrotoast t1_j8act3q wrote

Is that an executioners axe in your pants or are you happy to see me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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commando_boner t1_j8agpx8 wrote

Prototype for the Lust scene in Se7en.

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theglenlovinet t1_j8ao6m4 wrote

I’m suddenly being reminded of SE7EN.

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Lithographica t1_j8apuzr wrote

He chopped off my friends head. A real dick move if you ask me.

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MrRockGreen t1_j8c25ag wrote

My cock must be like that because when I pull it out girls scream, “Ahh!” And “why is it shaped like that!?”

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Garlopp t1_j86tq6j wrote

Hear me out...

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rosschive t1_j8703ul wrote

I really like the etching/scrimshaw style. Gimp’s Sleepin’…

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kitnb t1_j8960f9 wrote

New nightmare unlocked! 😳

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