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H3xenmeist3r t1_j4a7plu wrote

Yeah... I'm just going to go ahead and close that, maybe nail it shut while I'm at it.

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Ehh_1 t1_j4axc9s wrote

Don’t forget to tie it multiple times with multiple pieces of rope

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SumBread t1_j4ajzmu wrote

#Finally! A fully realised photo of my sleep paralysis demon!

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Rogueantics t1_j4e9z94 wrote

Wow, mine usually looks like a close friend who then sends iron spikes through each joint and relishes in my despair whilst it precisely severs every artery and vein, watching and laughing as I bleed to death motionless staring into my closest friends maniacal laughing face.

But this is pretty scary too.

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Fhistleb t1_j4aarbk wrote

"Looks like you need to do laundry honey"

"Yeah... I know"

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TheBlibberdude t1_j4aoz25 wrote

GILF 😍😍

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finismorsest t1_j4aztfd wrote

She looks like she would give a killer sloppy toppy

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Illinois_Yooper t1_j4b2b6u wrote

Just start masturbating and whisper "This is for you." She'll leave you alone right quick.

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D__B__D t1_j4a7g26 wrote

Funny enough the last time I had sleep paralysis I was worried I'd see "something" because It felt like something was sitting on my chest. Then I slowly realized I was snoring hahaha. Started trying to move my fingers and toes, and when I regained movement and just laughed it all off before dozing back to sleep.

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Lilith_Bitch_0393 t1_j4a9e15 wrote

Sleep paralysis is normal?

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ranchwriter t1_j4ar2vg wrote

Happens to lots of people. It’s crazy because I’ve had the hag dream king before I ever heard it was a thing. Then I find out other people have seen a floating old woman head come at them in their bed and it’s like wtf?

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overslope t1_j4cucqi wrote

I saw the hag long before I knew what to call it. About twenty years ago. I still say it's my single unquestionable paranormal experience.

And yeah, this is fairly close. Except she was walking toward my bed rather than on my chest.

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Siilan t1_j4cfp7f wrote

About 5% of people experience it regularly. Not sure what percentage of people experience it at some point during their lives.

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D__B__D t1_j4dnsro wrote

I've had it twice in my life. The first time I closed my eyes and felt my face getting stretched. The second time... well I laughed haha

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nemo618 t1_j4afpef wrote

It's beautiful because it makes me uncomfortable. Love your work.

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TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j4a9yq5 wrote

I’m contemplating on saving this to my friend’s phone wallpaper zoomed in all the way.

Nice work

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Hsntai-Love t1_j4ah93c wrote

Damn it, Grandma, get out of my closet!

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Fliesentisch911 t1_j4art9k wrote

I would laugh at that dump Smile. What she gonna do? Nipple my arm?

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Dreadzone666 t1_j4bfpri wrote

This pic just reminded me of how, when I was a kid, my grandma would sometimes come to visit when it was dark, and instead of ringing the bell like a normal person, she'd just slowly press her face against the living room window to scare the shit out of us.

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straubzilla t1_j4ab3of wrote

Made me think Immacolata‘s sister, “The Hag,” from Clive Barker’s Weaveworld.

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[deleted] t1_j4an4a5 wrote

#Jesus Christ Nan Next to my bed again you so perve

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RU55DU5T t1_j4au88s wrote

Great, I was about to buy some Cabinets. But, now that I saw this. NOW, I don’t want to anymore. 😂

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nulgatu t1_j4bqkj4 wrote

No teeth even better!

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IreJustin t1_j4dwi2j wrote

Whoa, this is very similar to what I "saw" when I was real young. Thought it was my mom coming into the room until I realized it wasn't I started screaming! I'm not sure if I was awake or dreaming if it was a real ghost or a hallucination I have no idea!

Thanks for realizing it!! Now I can show people what I mean when I explain that story. Excellent work, too!

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BigHero17 t1_j4aeqmh wrote

Reminds me of the janitor in that one Halloween episode of Boy Meets World.

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Rezaka116 t1_j4am5ps wrote

Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly. 12 down.

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Wexxy t1_j4ar8c7 wrote

I see 2 gaping holes that are fair game

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BillyBobBanana t1_j4b2zau wrote

Hag! Joyce Cooper : I beg your pardon? Nicholas Angel : Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.

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Hostile6 t1_j4b3tz0 wrote

Just don't look at it.. maybe it'll go away

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YouGotOwned175 t1_j4ba8o0 wrote

Yeaaaaaa so I’m Gnna go, I’ll leave you the house…

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Throwaway_J7NgP t1_j4beh66 wrote

Aww what a lovely smile. He’s such a friendly guy.

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Imhereforlewds t1_j4bnd57 wrote

I'm sorry. This is just funny. Who took grandma's glass eyes out and stuffed her in the wardrobe?

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szm1105 t1_j4byb50 wrote

We’ve all been there

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TweakyRuby t1_j4c1loi wrote

Gives little nightmares vibes

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FizzySpew t1_j4c1yl1 wrote

She looks like the grandma tree from Pocahontas

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Jellybeansistaken t1_j4c2xxs wrote

Her face actually looks kind. Like she would be the granny to warn you about her evil twin and turn a baby into a mouse and three bobbing heads into a bird to carry the baby.

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[deleted] t1_j4c4lyn wrote

sit it in fire, or just give him a some piece of cake, he look wise!

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Jettrail t1_j4cc10e wrote

Grandma? Did you forget to take the meds again?

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eiskaltewasser t1_j4con1p wrote

At least this one doesn’t come from my ass.

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Wundei t1_j4cppij wrote

I don’t see the hat man or the hag per sé, it’s more similar to a Dementor but has a Hag vibe. Usually it floats right above me like we are nose to nose.

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[deleted] t1_j4d0xyx wrote

It is for Guardiola. 😂

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Moopy67 t1_j4ddzdy wrote

I love how the longer I look at this, the more of her I see.

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The_BabaDook__ t1_j4drotq wrote

question to person who posted: Hey bro, is this connected to the "peep hole" post? or is it unrealated

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Dducc1012 t1_j4e8eaz wrote

The more I look at it the more it looks like Gordon Ramsey

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kyleshazam t1_j4e8ho4 wrote

It feels like it follows me as I move my phone around, I don't like this!

.... Very well done work! Lol

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forever_a10ne t1_j4j3u1b wrote

It looks like it’s coming out of the Dybbuk Box. I’ve seen it in person in The Haunted Museum twice.

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JackDeaniels t1_j50x4j3 wrote

Saw hag #7, decided to look through your posts

ABORT ABORT

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Luccas443 t1_j57w02s wrote

Certified Wario Apparition moment

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ZeikTwo t1_j4b8evx wrote

Stop...I can only get so erect.

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