Illinois_Yooper

Illinois_Yooper t1_j30azj8 wrote

Storeman! (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

Fighter of the Stockman (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

Champion of the shelves (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

You're a master of profits

and your customers, can go to hell.

Storeman! (O-ah-aaaaaaaah)

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Illinois_Yooper t1_j1c2h4o wrote

"I have always thought of Christmas time as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys."

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