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XSavage19X t1_j8jhv94 wrote

I'm opening a chips shop next to Brighton's stadium. I need investors.

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imgrandojjo t1_j8khcri wrote

Shop? Get a stand, park it right outside the stadium.

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boricimo t1_j8ksdqq wrote

Stand? Just bring a grill into the Stadium and sell right in the stairs.

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Led_Deplin t1_j8l1m1a wrote

Stairs? Stuff them in your clothes and sell them in the seats.

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boricimo t1_j8l7wp3 wrote

Seats? Stuff them in your mouth and give directly into people’s mouths like a mama bird.

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IdPreferToBeLurking t1_j8lckch wrote

Mouths? We've created designer bacteria that will form into a butty directly inside your stomach.

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Not_as_witty_as_u t1_j8lfidq wrote

Stomachs? Photosynthesize those chips

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Emerald34 t1_j8nsybu wrote

Photosynthesize? gain the powers of telekinesis and deliver the sensation of eating fish and chips to your customers

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insultant_ t1_j8l5c4z wrote

Really? Why not but the stadium and convert it into a fish and chips emporium?

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ArcherA87 t1_j8m8omm wrote

Because then you'll have to walk two hours to the nearest football match.

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elsawarudo t1_j8mn464 wrote

This actually happens in Argentina but with choripan (sausage sandwich)

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justheretoupvot3 t1_j8md9jm wrote

I mean there’s a van there on match days selling fish and chips but it’s not open outside of matchdays

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si1versmith t1_j8lzj76 wrote

You could probably open it across the street next to the university.

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Pentax25 t1_j8m90if wrote

Ironic since there’s a fish & chip shop basically everywhere in Brighton

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Onemax1 t1_j8o0k9k wrote

Brightons stadium is in the middle of nowhere your only customers will be on match day. Your fish will need to be line caught and chips organic

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