TelletubbiesPoop t1_iu1ku37 wrote
One is a back up. Remember the saying "one is none, two is one." It's good to be always prepared
swansom77 t1_iu1nc3u wrote
You’re not really safe until you have a third testicle either off-site or in the cloud.
frnb t1_iu1pyuk wrote
So very true. I was glad I had two 15 years ago. Lost a battle to Testicular Cancer but won the war for my life (and my other bollock) thank god.
I was offered a replacement at the time but refused upon the basis of lack of Bluetooth connectivity available on the silicone replacement.
When I was shown the tray of ball options by my consultant I actually said “do you have one with a Bluetooth radio”.
I thought I was being funny.
He just cleared his throat and put the tray away.
True story.
TelletubbiesPoop t1_iu1np6m wrote
My man! Well said, and true!
debanked t1_iu1ojgd wrote
All sorted, made a deposit at a Sperm bank
valeyard89 t1_iu3brp7 wrote
partthethird t1_iu3eyuu wrote
There is no cloud. It's just somebody else's ballsack
-null t1_iu1nytp wrote
More simply, it’s redundancy to avoid a single point of failure.
RSwordsman t1_iu1mdf0 wrote
> "one is none, two is one."
Had to copy this again just in case the first one got lost. :P It is truly a priceless saying though.
FowlOnTheHill t1_iu1tr16 wrote
Thank goodness for that! I only have one and a half!
Coreoreo t1_iu1pw9r wrote
Except with condoms, then it's the other way around. Though having an extra one set aside is probably smart
patman3030 t1_iu5ppzq wrote
"Switching to your left nut is faster than reloading"
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