Submitted by Chase_The_Dream t3_10nn24o in explainlikeimfive
Justeserm t1_j6atwqp wrote
Reply to comment by hikeonpast in eli5: Why does cheap alcohol taste worse than nicer alcohol? by Chase_The_Dream
Has anyone tried marketing a pure 100% ethanol drink?
I personally drink Everclear, and it's 190 proof, or 95% ABV. From what I can tell alcohol with water forms an azeotrope and has a lower boiling point than alcohol without. I would suspect that when alcohol is distilled some flavors may come with the water that evaporates with it.
I was thinking about trying to distill my own "dry" alcohol. If you add certain dried salts that form hydrates I think you can "soak up" the extra water and be left with basically pure ethanol, except for some of those other things you mentioned.
jrp55262 t1_j6b17xm wrote
Are you drinking Everclear straight? Got your liver transplant lined up already?
The thing about the azeotrope mixture at 95% ABV is that at that point alcohol and water have exactly the same vapor point. You could distill that stuff 100 times and not get any higher alcohol concentration. There are various tricks that are used to push past this barrier, but they either require exotic equipment (vacuum swing distillation) or can leave undesired residues (benzene addition)
Justeserm t1_j6bgeat wrote
God, no. I like drinking it because it has like no taste and I only have to use a little.
From what I read, acetone can be dried by baking Epsom salt (magnesium sulfate?) to dry it and then adding acetone. I think then it's supposed to be frozen and the acetone can be poured off the top. I was thinking of trying it with ethanol, but using a natural salt that forms a hydrate and (hopefully) isn't a laxative, not that it should dissolve.
Scottzilla90 t1_j6bfgru wrote
Ethanol above 70% actually damages proteins and cell membranes.. use with caution
cunninglinguist32557 t1_j6bhu3p wrote
An ex of mine chugged everclear from the bottle because he thought it was vodka, and I don't think I've ever seen anyone that fucked up.
D0ugF0rcett t1_j6bzq6u wrote
>An ex of mine chugged everclear from the bottle
Oh boy
>because he thought it was vodka,
Oh boy
Scottzilla90 t1_j6bl9ap wrote
Ouch
Gabzop t1_j6cfc4n wrote
Me and my buddies used to put warheads or skittles in a bottle and drink it because we were fucking stupid.
jashxn t1_j6cfcn0 wrote
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Tyraels_Might t1_j6d58q9 wrote
Yooooo. It's been years! Finding this again feels like meeting an old friend.
SapperBomb t1_j6d4m97 wrote
Uh sir, this is a Wendy's
TheRealSnorkel t1_j6e1no9 wrote
This might be my favorite copypasta
Shimmer_Games t1_j6bq50h wrote
I love your name
Justeserm t1_j6bghxz wrote
I have it with a mixer.
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