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amillefolium11 t1_j9trspn wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:38 PM

THIS

IS

SPARKLY!!!

-Daetrax- t1_j9tu2ha wrote on February 24, 2023 at 2:54 PM

And instead she's just stabbing the Persian with a stiletto.

Dovienya55 t1_j9uurml wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:50 PM

F yo couch Marshalls, F yo couch! Shoulda neva given you box stores money!

[deleted] t1_j9u2h4t wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:50 PM

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HaffuhGootWon t1_j9twyld wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:14 PM

If you are short.... Then you will fight in the shade!

TTLYShittyThrowAway OP t1_j9tzrms wrote on February 24, 2023 at 3:32 PM

Yes, I need it!

GANDORF57 t1_j9uttl5 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:44 PM

Welcome to the Mannequin Matrix.

maybebaby83 t1_j9vkx5b wrote on February 24, 2023 at 9:38 PM

I was trying so hard to get to this joke and it just wasn't coming. Well done!

littlebitsofspider t1_j9wjd07 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:46 AM

"For tonight... we dine at Jean-Georges!!"