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GANDORF57 t1_jeg8tc3 wrote
Reply to comment by MacBallou in My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281
Wait until you see my "Monkey Wrench"!
GANDORF57 t1_jeg84vb wrote
Reply to comment by wetkhajit in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Does one have to be "Jumped in" to be a member of the Albuquerque Ass Eaters Truck Motor Club?...Asking for a friend.
GANDORF57 t1_jeg6knv wrote
Reply to comment by El_Maton_de_Plata in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
Gotcha! Bike helmet and codpiece it is!
GANDORF57 t1_jean6jn wrote
Reply to comment by beatmaster808 in The chances of getting flipped off by a squirrel are low but never zero by beerisg00d
"You give me unshelled Brazil nuts?!!! You're the one that's nuts, Hooman!"
GANDORF57 t1_jdw2nhk wrote
Reply to comment by just_read_it_again in My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden. by JSALMemes
Your dog's gotta lot of balls!
GANDORF57 t1_jdvz1qc wrote
Reply to comment by drewismynamea in Watch out, baby daddies. by NeoKnife
HE'LL FEEL THE STING WHEN YOU PAWN HIS BLING
GANDORF57 t1_jdpkcs4 wrote
Reply to comment by Laughing_Dan in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Usually the sequels are not as good as the originals.
GANDORF57 t1_jdnn0eh wrote
Reply to comment by WeirdGoesPro in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Whoa! You're just talking out of your asshole now! ^(*(or texting!))
GANDORF57 t1_jdjyvlj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in It'll keep you on the edge of your seat. by kinglucent
I AM on the edge of my seat! Not to worry, it's a toilet seat! ^(*So sue me...I prefer reading in the john!)
GANDORF57 t1_jdglkur wrote
Reply to comment by Farkas005 in Taste like….what? by Uptownflunk
>A sandwich that tastes like a sandwich with chicken. (Ignore the bite mark).
GANDORF57 t1_jdew15d wrote
Reply to comment by road2dawn26 in You had one job! by shkabdulhaseeb
^(56 offering an explanation): "26 took some much needed down time, but never returned! I was was just supposed to temp!"
GANDORF57 t1_jd8rcej wrote
Reply to comment by DrunkenFailer in Friend sent me a pic of a pack of smokes from Hong Kong. They're a lot less graphic than the ones in Canada but way more depressing. by AbdurazakHassan
Blowing smoke Ringus.
GANDORF57 t1_ja6vpaf wrote
Reply to The Don't Fell Off My Cup by ImAnAlien9001
RIIIIIGHT! Fell off. ^(*wink wink)
GANDORF57 t1_ja6uksr wrote
Reply to Bulk barn gumballs by melleis
Receipt printer Tourettes.
GANDORF57 t1_ja6u63v wrote
Reply to Need I say more? by BashFyvwuntu
Some of those short buses can't stop on a dime.
GANDORF57 t1_ja6sqqw wrote
Reply to What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
The little rug rats snatched Miss Poppins out from under her bumpershoot, tied her to the Chippendale, and are spoon feeding her gruel!
GANDORF57 t1_ja6sakw wrote
Reply to Natural cow environments?? by unusualkind
I've seen the diving horses at Coney Island. I don't know what island has diving cows.
GANDORF57 t1_ja6rogo wrote
Reply to That's a paddlin by bogartcreek
Spare the rod and spoil the jockey.
GANDORF57 t1_ja6r21j wrote
Reply to Seen during a Rugby Match in LA this weekend by CMoiClem
I'm here for the scrum.
GANDORF57 t1_ja6nk8a wrote
Reply to comment by scrodytheroadie in Make sure you get a clean shot off, this guy is known for surviving some pretty serious shit by Manfrenjensenjen
"Have you found Christ?"
"Yup, but we lost his footprints at the river."
GANDORF57 t1_ja0ggo0 wrote
Reply to comment by shecho18 in how big of a USB port do I need for this? by PeeB4uGoToBed
USB h--'Umongous Serial Bus
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GANDORF57 t1_ja07vhj wrote
Reply to comment by kittycat2002 in We haven't had snow in our town since 1988, this survived the night by Spawticusx805x
Add some red and blue food coloring and turn it into a Bomb Pop!
GANDORF57 t1_jegq8ao wrote
Reply to comment by BlackTech00 in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
^(CAT:) "There's easier ways to get me off the sofa, Hooman!"