Submitted by DaveKellett t3_116kbrc in funny
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DaveKellett OP t1_j96y362 wrote
oh gosh no...that's just hyperbole for the joke. But for a few days there, the sci-fi writer in me was like why is General VanHerck saying “We’re calling them objects, not balloons, for a reason.”
3vi1 t1_j97m9j5 wrote
That reason being that they didn't want to look like dumbasses if they turned out to be sophisticated drones.
DaveKellett OP t1_j97rl69 wrote
Mayhaps! they were bonkers inconsistent for about a week there
DaveKellett OP t1_j96vved wrote
ha ha ha no matter how you shake it, those were some weird, squirrely briefings for a while there
Dovienya55 t1_j98oz1w wrote
That's okay, Bob was a bit of an asshole anyways.
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Geoclasm t1_j98pzbm wrote
i must be out of the loop. i know the US used a million dollar fighter jet to launch a hundreds of thousands of dollars missile at a fucking... great big balloon... and some instruments were adjusted to sense objects of that type better... and since then many more were found... but that's as far as I've kept up with this crap -_-;
fitzroy95 t1_j990z3l wrote
Multiple balloons shot down by US fighters, 1 was a Chinese one, all the rest were US local and a result largely from mass hysteria
FreezingGoose t1_j995dqx wrote
Yet China complained.
laustcozz t1_j9bgp4n wrote
As a concerned American, I ask? Where can I find these fabled 'Fatty Chunklins'???
DaveKellett OP t1_j9bichh wrote
Ha ha ha they’re the in-story foodstuff in my comics. I did a whole run where they go to the factory, starting here: http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/160113.html
Sixhaunt t1_j9ebtec wrote
Given he goes with Apple maps, maybe he really is just incompetent
Hooda-Thunket t1_j988t53 wrote
Great comic Dave! Would you consider cross-posting to r/sciencefiction or r/scifi or something?
I freaking love Drive, btw!
DaveKellett OP t1_j989mp3 wrote
a.) Thank you for the kind words, friend!
b.) I did cross-post it to scifi on Friday.... https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/11561bp/the_briefings_are_going_great_you_guys/
Advanced_Shoulder_56 t1_j96xgfk wrote
Did someone actually say they were von numan probes? Or weren't or... you know.