Is this what French people look like?MajestyMather t1_jdwbgtp wrote
No nose... Noodles arms... They must've evolved from Slender Man... So yes that's what French people look like
Ajxyn OP t1_jdwc9mv wrote
Don’t forget the ability to stand on the thinnest heels I have ever seen!
MajestyMather t1_jdwchmc wrote
Oh yeah the needle heels, can't put even a little bit of pressure on those otherwise theyre going straight through
MegaWaffle- t1_jdwd608 wrote
Are we sure those are shoes?
MajestyMather t1_jdxecrj wrote
Nah its a modern take on a medieval torture device, now they label it as fashion
OldBob10 t1_jdzy3lh wrote
They’re actually the well-known French fighting heels. Developed during the Napoleonic era, they were an infantry weapon which were much feared by the enemies of the First Empire. Sadly, the epidemic of sprained ankles caused by their usage by under-trained troops mitigated much of their effectiveness, and the failure of the charge of the Old Guard at the Battle of Waterloo, widely thought to have been caused by the use of these shoes, put the final nail in the coffin of this technology.
HoneyBadger_Catapult t1_je1gipa wrote
This is why they have to be bailed out in every war.
BerriesAndMe t1_jdxdy1s wrote
Well at least one shoe has a heel.. The other I'm not so sure.
Bulky_Cantaloupe2931 t1_je03cnz wrote
Also one arm longer than the other, for maximum grabbing.
Vancouwer t1_jdyu4na wrote
Evolution trait from reaching for cigarettes and waving baguettes around.
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