Submitted by shkabdulhaseeb t3_11zlcei in funny
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road2dawn26 t1_jdcss7r wrote
I stole that number for my username; they had to find a substitute.
RoadDesigner t1_jdct2b0 wrote
Name checks out.
ReliantLion t1_jdctoyn wrote
This is why we don't use metric in the US. It's soooo confusing... /s
road2dawn26 t1_jdcvrja wrote
thanks for your help on it
usefulidiot316 t1_jdcyzkc wrote
Robberto: I'm thinking of a number between 25 and 27. Guess it, and I'll kill you first.
Bender: Um...ok... fifty... six.. ish?
Roberto: 56? 56!?!? Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good 56ing...
prestron t1_jdczjqt wrote
Now stand back. I've got to practice my measuring.
Amasterclass t1_jdd0ikh wrote
I’m 56cm’s long! The ruler doesn’t lie goddammit!
bota_fora t1_jdd3g4e wrote
r/OneJob
CustomerSuspicious25 t1_jdd49w6 wrote
God damn you I was going to quote this!
cPayne21 t1_jdd5ua6 wrote
I genuinely thought we were looking at the ‘cm’ being backwards until I read the comments
ImpressTemporary2389 t1_jdd9swu wrote
Now you know why Chinese clothing don't fit!
BrockChocolate t1_jddbsyt wrote
Adam is 25, next year he will be 56, what is he?
Bad at math
shkabdulhaseeb OP t1_jdddgjq wrote
Now I know why.
ScalaNaturae t1_jddew01 wrote
There's actually a really cool and useful explanation for this that only those in this trade know about and could explain to you.
alvarezg t1_jddkmy8 wrote
Where was the Quality Control inspector in this?
Antique_Bonus_5667 t1_jddmctl wrote
the person dropped out of first grade
Moola868 t1_jddoojv wrote
It’s just like when someone replaces an S with a Z.
Denbus26 t1_jddwvxv wrote
Wait a second, I thought I stole it for my username. Do I just have a replica?
road2dawn26 t1_jddxc03 wrote
hm... maybe so many people have stolen the 26's that they ran out of replicas? Mine may very well be a replica as well.
markiethefett t1_jdea0do wrote
Someone's getting a 56cm dick.
Unfair-_-Awareness t1_jdee9o9 wrote
You mean quabity assuence
Virtual-Reach t1_jdelt7d wrote
No, but you're getting close
Zen4rest t1_jdeq3vf wrote
Looks like they had 30 of them. 29 out of 30 right sounds pretty good to me.
TTVControlWarrior t1_jdes56c wrote
dude i have 56" in my pants . he did good job
leviathan3k t1_jdetgjs wrote
Maybe it was made for Adm. Yamamoto, whose first name is 56.
GANDORF57 t1_jdew15d wrote
^(56 offering an explanation): "26 took some much needed down time, but never returned! I was was just supposed to temp!"
Viewtifultrey3 t1_jdexxiu wrote
Turn that frown upside down, good sir.
Competitive_Pool_820 t1_jdf3fbk wrote
Why does your ruler start from 30?
The_fat_apricot t1_jdf6tzk wrote
I mean if you already have 26cm, kudos lol
mR-Smeeth t1_jdf7520 wrote
In Botswana 26 is a cursed number on a ruler so it's always replaced with a 56. Similar to how some floor buttons aren't on elevators.
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elcojotecoyo t1_jdfh12h wrote
Thief! (in Gollum's voice)
mrb117 t1_jdfx1d9 wrote
Going the extra mile 🧐
pistacio814sb t1_jdfxkl7 wrote
That’s a foot
AltairsBlade t1_jdfyf3x wrote
I had the same thought, it’s a very very mad world
jvLin t1_jdg4ahn wrote
i use this ruler to measure my dick
unfortunately, it’s still just 6cm
everythinghappensto t1_jdg8har wrote
They had to make it that way because the Kaiser had stolen our number 26.
markiethefett t1_jdgo8ko wrote
Haha, very true.
Embarrassed_Shop_227 t1_jdgrpj8 wrote
Trying to fit in be like
VisionDoPieca t1_jdgx080 wrote
[deleted] t1_jdh9gko wrote
Use it when posting pictures of your dick on sex dating sites
Brave_Negotiation_63 t1_jdi8huh wrote
How do you know he had one job? Maybe he had other jobs?
0880garcia t1_jdjarpn wrote
Those are centimeters 🤣
[deleted] t1_jdkt6ex wrote
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DarrenC-6880 t1_jdkwf3b wrote
Yeah, when you're 26 and even that is not enough. Talk about entitled!
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