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OJSimpsons t1_jecujkc wrote

I've felt super gassy today and I can't poop. I got a little rabbit doodoo out earlier but that's it. I am uncomfortable. Thanks for reading.

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KorgX3 t1_jed0uco wrote

I had that last week, now I'm shitting out rough beasts slouching towards Bethlehem.

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MisinformedGenius t1_jed3687 wrote

Just wait until the blood-dimmed tide is loosed - that's never a fun cleanup.

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One-Hunter6905 t1_jedr8ja wrote

Internet doctor here, I prescribe 2 bottles of potassium citrate, the lemon flavor. Cancel plans for next 16 hours.

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