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Throwawaycuzawkward t1_je30wnh wrote

I have a penis, can someone tell me what this is for? I'm 43, I've had lots of girlfriends, and I don't... I don't understand. Did I miss something?

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LadyMothrakk t1_je31rm2 wrote

They’re pads that have freeze-able material inside. Women put them on their underwear to ease pain and discomfort when sitting for a period of time after giving birth. Crotch monsters can really do some damage unfortunately.

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gamer6663 OP t1_je32kok wrote

Much more eloquently put than I did! Thanks! Expecting our crotch goblin in a couple weeks, gonna come in handy I hear!

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mrsc1880 t1_je3csa3 wrote

Not to over share, but these things felt so damn good after giving birth. Everything gets swollen and sore. Your partner in baby making will appreciate having these. Congratulations and good luck!

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LadyMothrakk t1_je35ygp wrote

Oop, my bad! At the time I commented I didn’t see your comment also explaining, wasn’t trying to over step you. lol

Also, good for you two congratulations! Please tell your wife’s vagina we fellow Redditors believe in its power to overcome. But keep the ice pads on hand just in case. :P

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gamer6663 OP t1_je3665k wrote

No need to apologize at all! I appreciate a woman stepping in and explaining a little better than I could! ☺️

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Dangerous-Cry-8319 t1_je834c5 wrote

Just in that comment I saw that you will be a great dad and a carrying husband!

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Abrahamlinkenssphere t1_je4e4ur wrote

I was racking my brain trying to figure out how cold would help with menstrual cramps lol. Thanks!

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Bully-Rook t1_je3nnt0 wrote

I've heard of heating pads for cramps but this is the first I've ice for the vagine. Or does the ice help with cramps too? Serious question.

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LadyMothrakk t1_je3q8em wrote

Yep. Applying heat or cold can help ease painful period cramping. But period pain is usually located at the lower low abdomen where the womb is. (Cramping is due to the womb contracting itself back and forth during a menstrual period, bc it is angry it was not given a baby)

While I’m sure these freezable pads can be laid across the belly for cramps, or maybe easing pain from a c-section, I believed its main intended use is putting it in your underwear. Because the poor vagina hole tends to be in utter pain while recovering from the bloody war that is child birth. Helps women to sit more comfortably.

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AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je5iuyj wrote

My wife hasn't used ice for cramps, she used these after giving birth. That area is pretty sore for women after passing a whole human being through. Something that they don't really tell you about ahead of time, women can't go to the bathroom normally for weeks after giving birth.

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ReflexDojo t1_je5iugk wrote

Thank you oh wise one, your gifts of wisdom are appreciated

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BlettaFappaChu t1_je7ld0b wrote

Holy shit, I thought they were talking about a drink, haha

Makes sense though, they burst out of their packaging like the Kool-aid man.

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Aevum1 t1_je44x8r wrote

thats what happens when you keep your cumshots as pets.

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gamer6663 OP t1_je31gh3 wrote

It’s a cooling pad for vaginas. After labour and such.

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Throwawaycuzawkward t1_je31nl9 wrote

Ooooh. I was like "Is it for if you get kicked? I've dealt with pleanty of periods, never known a labia that needed cooling off".

That makes sense.

Thank you.

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gamer6663 OP t1_je31ryh wrote

No problem! I was confused too when the wife pulled them out, then died when I seen the catchphrase 😂

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soverign_son t1_je38h09 wrote

Pretty sure the brand is Frida for moms. They have a lot of great products for new moms. My wife used their products after having our son.

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AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je447w8 wrote

After giving birth, that area is extremely sore, sensitive, and many women have stitches. These are like ice packs to soothe that area. Frida Mom is a fantastic brand and has a whole package of things needed for new moms.

I ended up DIY making a bunch of these for my wife by putting witch hazel on pads and then freezing them.

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ThePunDoc t1_je311gg wrote

Such outstanding customer cervix!

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Tongue8cheek t1_je37gs1 wrote

Yeah, well, that's just like, your fallopian, man.

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ThePunDoc t1_je397lz wrote

Well if we have too much whiskey, there will definitely be a fallopian man next to me

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CertifiedSeqoia t1_je43pws wrote

Frida mom has been a blessing for my wife.

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AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je44bc5 wrote

Same. It's top quality. We also love her nose frida for getting boogers out of the baby

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chablise t1_je5hy8x wrote

Do you like the one you suck on or the electric one better? I can’t decide which to get lol.

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AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je5i3o9 wrote

We tried the electric one and we were not impressed. It didn't seem strong enough. The one that you suck is really good.

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theshogun02 t1_je32k5e wrote

After a long day there’s nothing I like more than a glass of 20 year old aged Vagina on the rocks.

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knldlt t1_je4wn9e wrote

don’t forget to stick your finger in and stir

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BewedInTheLou t1_je30x8r wrote

With vagina ... For those who like vagina

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AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_je37ch1 wrote

You could also use Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. I heard it's very refreshing too!

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RedTediT94 t1_je3kp4a wrote

And Stone........

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endorfan13 t1_je3tbek wrote

I prefer two fingers, neat.

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billysocool99 t1_je45ro9 wrote

Boy do I have something to tell you!

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Alex_D724 t1_je4gmf1 wrote

That’s a sentence I never would have thought I’d ever come across in my entire life lol. ‘Tis interesting for sure!

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FunStuff446 t1_je63ptj wrote

After I gave birth, the nurses gave me soaked then frozen infant diapers to sooth my crotch. Thought it was a great idea, but I’m sure I paid $200 for each one.

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TWOpies t1_je4algy wrote

I am confused. Does it mean your Vulva? To affect a vagina it needs to be inside.

Like saying to wipe your colon after you poo.

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greedydita t1_je348to wrote

I pounded 8 vaginas last night.

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