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Throwawaycuzawkward t1_je30wnh wrote
I have a penis, can someone tell me what this is for? I'm 43, I've had lots of girlfriends, and I don't... I don't understand. Did I miss something?
BewedInTheLou t1_je30x8r wrote
With vagina ... For those who like vagina
ThePunDoc t1_je311gg wrote
Such outstanding customer cervix!
gamer6663 OP t1_je31gh3 wrote
It’s a cooling pad for vaginas. After labour and such.
Throwawaycuzawkward t1_je31nl9 wrote
Ooooh. I was like "Is it for if you get kicked? I've dealt with pleanty of periods, never known a labia that needed cooling off".
That makes sense.
Thank you.
LadyMothrakk t1_je31rm2 wrote
They’re pads that have freeze-able material inside. Women put them on their underwear to ease pain and discomfort when sitting for a period of time after giving birth. Crotch monsters can really do some damage unfortunately.
gamer6663 OP t1_je31ryh wrote
No problem! I was confused too when the wife pulled them out, then died when I seen the catchphrase 😂
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theshogun02 t1_je32k5e wrote
After a long day there’s nothing I like more than a glass of 20 year old aged Vagina on the rocks.
gamer6663 OP t1_je32kok wrote
Much more eloquently put than I did! Thanks! Expecting our crotch goblin in a couple weeks, gonna come in handy I hear!
Master_Awareness814 t1_je344uu wrote
Lol coincidentally when I was 20 my husband did go down on me with an ice cube in his mouth. It was pretty cool
theshogun02 t1_je348j8 wrote
greedydita t1_je348to wrote
I pounded 8 vaginas last night.
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SequesterMe t1_je34wxt wrote
> period of time
Yea, that.
LadyMothrakk t1_je35ygp wrote
Oop, my bad! At the time I commented I didn’t see your comment also explaining, wasn’t trying to over step you. lol
Also, good for you two congratulations! Please tell your wife’s vagina we fellow Redditors believe in its power to overcome. But keep the ice pads on hand just in case. :P
gamer6663 OP t1_je3665k wrote
No need to apologize at all! I appreciate a woman stepping in and explaining a little better than I could! ☺️
AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_je376lf wrote
> Just like I like my whiskey
12 years?
AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_je37ch1 wrote
You could also use Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. I heard it's very refreshing too!
Tongue8cheek t1_je37gs1 wrote
Yeah, well, that's just like, your fallopian, man.
_pythos_ t1_je38cx2 wrote
Good God lemon
soverign_son t1_je38h09 wrote
Pretty sure the brand is Frida for moms. They have a lot of great products for new moms. My wife used their products after having our son.
Throwawaycuzawkward t1_je38tse wrote
Now that I know what this is, I'm so glad it exists.
ThePunDoc t1_je397lz wrote
Well if we have too much whiskey, there will definitely be a fallopian man next to me
mrsc1880 t1_je3csa3 wrote
Not to over share, but these things felt so damn good after giving birth. Everything gets swollen and sore. Your partner in baby making will appreciate having these. Congratulations and good luck!
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RedTediT94 t1_je3kp4a wrote
And Stone........
RetailTradersUnite t1_je3lah8 wrote
Just don't use them for chilling your lemonade
Bully-Rook t1_je3nnt0 wrote
I've heard of heating pads for cramps but this is the first I've ice for the vagine. Or does the ice help with cramps too? Serious question.
bloodguard t1_je3npnb wrote
Is this Gwyneth Paltrow trying to top her vagina candle troll?
TreeSpeaketh t1_je3ohqm wrote
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LadyMothrakk t1_je3q8em wrote
Yep. Applying heat or cold can help ease painful period cramping. But period pain is usually located at the lower low abdomen where the womb is. (Cramping is due to the womb contracting itself back and forth during a menstrual period, bc it is angry it was not given a baby)
While I’m sure these freezable pads can be laid across the belly for cramps, or maybe easing pain from a c-section, I believed its main intended use is putting it in your underwear. Because the poor vagina hole tends to be in utter pain while recovering from the bloody war that is child birth. Helps women to sit more comfortably.
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endorfan13 t1_je3tbek wrote
I prefer two fingers, neat.
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Leading_Initiative50 t1_je3x18o wrote
Is it really working ? I never Heard about it
CertifiedSeqoia t1_je43pws wrote
Frida mom has been a blessing for my wife.
AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je447w8 wrote
After giving birth, that area is extremely sore, sensitive, and many women have stitches. These are like ice packs to soothe that area. Frida Mom is a fantastic brand and has a whole package of things needed for new moms.
I ended up DIY making a bunch of these for my wife by putting witch hazel on pads and then freezing them.
AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je44bc5 wrote
Same. It's top quality. We also love her nose frida for getting boogers out of the baby
Aevum1 t1_je44x8r wrote
thats what happens when you keep your cumshots as pets.
billysocool99 t1_je45ro9 wrote
Boy do I have something to tell you!
TWOpies t1_je4algy wrote
I am confused. Does it mean your Vulva? To affect a vagina it needs to be inside.
Like saying to wipe your colon after you poo.
Abrahamlinkenssphere t1_je4e4ur wrote
I was racking my brain trying to figure out how cold would help with menstrual cramps lol. Thanks!
Alex_D724 t1_je4gmf1 wrote
That’s a sentence I never would have thought I’d ever come across in my entire life lol. ‘Tis interesting for sure!
Mariannereddit t1_je4jfsd wrote
It’s a pessarium
AramisFR t1_je4n6qg wrote
Is that a Rock and Stone I hear ?
Lewitunes t1_je4pbc0 wrote
I prefer mine neat
RedTediT94 t1_je4tces wrote
We fight for Rock and Stone
WanderingDwarfMiner t1_je4tdip wrote
Rock and Stone to the Bone!
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knldlt t1_je4wn9e wrote
don’t forget to stick your finger in and stir
RedTediT94 t1_je4zqlu wrote
Rock and roll and stone!
TWOpies t1_je500ye wrote
So it is accurate then.
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monolith_blue t1_je5gh01 wrote
Stoned?
chablise t1_je5hy8x wrote
Do you like the one you suck on or the electric one better? I can’t decide which to get lol.
AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je5i3o9 wrote
We tried the electric one and we were not impressed. It didn't seem strong enough. The one that you suck is really good.
ReflexDojo t1_je5iugk wrote
Thank you oh wise one, your gifts of wisdom are appreciated
AutomaticOrange4417 t1_je5iuyj wrote
My wife hasn't used ice for cramps, she used these after giving birth. That area is pretty sore for women after passing a whole human being through. Something that they don't really tell you about ahead of time, women can't go to the bathroom normally for weeks after giving birth.
fillyharemkeeper t1_je5svz9 wrote
Stirred, not shaken
FunStuff446 t1_je63ptj wrote
After I gave birth, the nurses gave me soaked then frozen infant diapers to sooth my crotch. Thought it was a great idea, but I’m sure I paid $200 for each one.
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BlettaFappaChu t1_je7ld0b wrote
Holy shit, I thought they were talking about a drink, haha
Makes sense though, they burst out of their packaging like the Kool-aid man.
Dangerous-Cry-8319 t1_je834c5 wrote
Just in that comment I saw that you will be a great dad and a carrying husband!
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