Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

AutoModerator t1_itx84zi wrote

>This is a friendly reminder to read our rules. > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays. > >Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. > >Please also be wary of spam. >

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

Downtime51 t1_itx8l9k wrote

If you take it home, it will restore itself.

72

warpedashell t1_itx90la wrote

Arnie will take. Just needs to deal with a few cuts from some glass first.

10

PreMixYZ t1_itx97oq wrote

You would need to come up with a good name for it.

4

mail4youtoo t1_itx9p7c wrote

Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive.

40

rikki_tiki t1_itxbc1m wrote

Keep a knocking but ya can't come in. Come back tomorrow night and try again

5

Recon_Figure t1_itxbo54 wrote

Hear you knockin' but you can't come in!

2

Boing26 t1_itxc0an wrote

if i had the knowhow id do it on a heartbeat. beautiful cars.

2

ArcherStirling t1_itxg4l9 wrote

I absolutely LOVE the comments. Those that know, brilliant comments. Those that don't know, still sweet and brilliant comments, they just have no idea they just fell in love with Christine.

8

SoyUnZombi t1_itxgefx wrote

Buying a car like this and restoring it is literally my dream...

1

drumorgan t1_itxgj9s wrote

Replying to DrMooseknuckleX (#248,307)

I actually had a 58 Plymouth Belvedere for about a year - drove it all around and loved to see the valet get frustrated and finally get out of the car to ask how to get it into gear

(push-button transmission on dash looked like an AM radio) RND21 (no P)

5

Jalopy_Junkie t1_itxgks7 wrote

I recently bought a ‘57 Oldsmobile that has a similar color scheme and needed sone minor mechanical refurbishment. This car fought me every step of the way and still is not completely finished but I joked with my dad that she was like Christine, just bitchy instead of evil.

In that spirit, she was eventually named Courtney. 😂

39

iJoke2Much t1_itxh4k4 wrote

That car looks so mean… maybe a little evil…..

3

South_Bit1764 t1_itxk5zr wrote

>it ran when I parked it > >back in 1978

3

Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_itxkq4i wrote

It would make a great family car, as long as she likes your family.

5

Few_Improvement_8673 t1_itxohd1 wrote

Replying to ChondroArt (#249,104)

Had a 76 Ford 100 needed a new motor. It had a 360 and me and a buddy rebuilt a 390 from a junk yard that came out of a mustang and put it the truck. Aluminum intake, headers, 2 barrel Holley all with a truck 4 speed. That truck ran great after that. Had it up to 120 with peddle left. It was my first truck.

2

Routine-Horse-1419 t1_itxqqcj wrote

I'd take her home. She's VERY protective of her owner/driver. Now that's dedication.

3

ioisis t1_itxy5gt wrote

It got 8 miles per gallon when it was new

1

trite_post t1_itxyjzi wrote

She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for p*ssy. 

9

SS7788 t1_ity0m44 wrote

How much is a 58 Plymouth worth?

Картинки по запросу 58 Plymouth Fury

1958 Plymouth Fury Worth In 2022

The 1958 Plymouth Fury is a rarity in the used car space owing to its very low production numbers. Rarely do these pop-ups, and the asking price showcases this car's fame. The movie cars have been a raging investment estimated at around $400,000-$500,000 by Mecum.

1

divbyzero_ t1_ity40gq wrote

And I just saw the film for the first time this past weekend!

1

LasciviousLex067 t1_ity8d8k wrote

Last I heard, that model restores itself as you drive it.

3

Cycleofmadness t1_itycrcl wrote

It starts playing Little Bitty Pretty One by Thurston Harris all by itself whenever someone wants a closer look and they get scared away.

1

MisterState t1_ityf38c wrote

No reason to take it home, just drive it for a little while

1

Still_waiting_4u t1_ityl78c wrote

Just spray some blood on it.

Everything will buff out.

2

pit1988 t1_itymaaz wrote

Hello, Christine

1

Redditarianist t1_itys43c wrote

This is the result of the Red Car only stuffing his face

1

S-Markt t1_itz3rrv wrote

got this as a hot wheel with different colors. stepped on it once. guess what happened the next day. it tried to run me over. broke my toe.

1

TenmoonX t1_itz5m8z wrote

This is cool, how much?

1

wizard_brandon t1_itz7rz6 wrote

it would be a nice looking car

alas one wouldnt be able to drive it in europe due to emmission laws

1

porkly1 t1_itzjbvp wrote

I want the Scout in the background

1

AzLibDem t1_itzjx97 wrote

"Her shaft is bent and her rear end leaks, you can fix her quick with an oily rag. Use a nail as a starter; I lost the key. Don't pay no mind to that whirrin' sound. She use a little oil, but outside a' that, she's cherry."

1

Captain_Wanton t1_itzkyvc wrote

My dad had a 1976 Pontiac. Do you know how hard it was for him to find parts whenever it broke down?

1

FigOk7538 t1_itzn690 wrote

That’s a mechanical asshole.

1

lonemonk t1_itzyll7 wrote

I know people who have restored much worse. Or as a parts car, the entire bumper, grill, hood emblem, valence, right rear quarter all look very decent. Roof, ride side glass, etc...

1

bofh77 t1_iu09o4c wrote

I'd take her in a second. I got a list of people to feed her. Only thing is she'd have to throw in some AC/DC Highway To Hell on the radio

1

Ford_Cortina1965 t1_iu0naqj wrote

“Is that you cuntingham?” “You ain’t mad are ya?”

The most stupidest question ever asked to someone who’s car you’ve smashed up 🤣

2

Otherwise-Tough-5406 t1_iu2skzg wrote

The book it’s based on, “Christine” by Stephen King, is better.

1