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No_Carpet7125 t1_je2yhlf wrote
Reply to My week in a nutshell by kate313
Chipped beef on tooth.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jdunv9i wrote
Reply to comment by VFequalsVeryFcked in Virgin Media need to re-think their van livery by Thomasina_ZEBR
Virgin Media broadband blows is technically correct.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jdfc7xo wrote
Just had this installed last summer on my porch. Contractor stained first then installed.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jd844ik wrote
Reply to Friend sent me a pic of a pack of smokes from Hong Kong. They're a lot less graphic than the ones in Canada but way more depressing. by AbdurazakHassan
Looks like she's taking a well-deserved break to get some real thinking done with the aid of a cigarette. Where can I get some?
No_Carpet7125 t1_jd4ezux wrote
Reply to What type of caulk to use by DietPepzi
Silicone is the right choice because of the water exposure.
Scraping any caulk is going to cause damage, so what you experienced is normal.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jck3t5r wrote
Fightin' n' drinkin' be our coltoor!
No_Carpet7125 t1_jbizk1t wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
We are marching ever closer to the network premier of ASS - The Movie.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jb4eq4p wrote
Reply to comment by scottreds2k in Kitchen renovation question by Laneo2007
I'm the same size and did the same thing. It is amazing what that extra half inch height on the countertops does for ergonomics.
No_Carpet7125 t1_javqnml wrote
Nobody cares what a bunch of white ladies think. They are one of the last safe punching bags for jokes. Everybody knows they don't have feelings.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jac93za wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
IF YOU WANTED A CHIP YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT SOME AT THE HAMBURGER STORE!!
No_Carpet7125 t1_jaapdnu wrote
See a doctor and get rid of it.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j9sl0f3 wrote
Reply to Door Problems by MuddiPutty
Is your latch side squared up with your hinge side? If the latch side is leaning out just a bit more the hinge side this can happen.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j9ke4eh wrote
Reply to Glonous History by PrinceAmled
I can eat way more efficiently with my hands thank you very much.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j8x4mgj wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
We aren't sending our best to Afghanistan.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j8hkex7 wrote
Reply to Trouble removing door hinges by DoubtFew5635
As others have said, this looks like the hinge might be part of the door frame and won't come out. You could try removing the paint with something like citri-strip on the part of the hinge holding the pin so it looks nicer.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j6shbtb wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in An AI robot lawyer was set to argue in court. Real lawyers shut it down. : NPR by persianphilosopher
I think the Death Penalty would make a comeback.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j6gadew wrote
Reply to Everyone is happy (I think) by Flyingpigtx
Rickety Cricket's Dog Orgy.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j5yaje5 wrote
Yvan eht nioj!
No_Carpet7125 t1_j5yahyk wrote
Reply to comment by EccentricNerd22 in E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military by SkyBlockReborn
Is it different than a thirst trap? I don't know what that is but it sounds dangerous.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j5t71vy wrote
Reply to comment by dododoob in Can I convert my traditional fireplace to gas? by Elegant_Amphibian
Ventless fireplaces are dumb. I installed a direct vent gas fireplace about 15 years ago to replaced a ventless model. It provides a ton of heat with no need to open windows or funky smells like the old one had. When we've had power outages it is capable of keeping our entire first floor warm.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j5mhvh8 wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
We need a gritty Go-Bot reboot.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j4mxzt5 wrote
Slapped by Beaver Tales.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j4itnk9 wrote
Bussin'
No_Carpet7125 t1_jefiiyb wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Those three dudes are in a tongue punch circle with each other.