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Jeri_Shea t1_iu9z3hw wrote

Thats such an "Uncle Steve" thing to do. Every other "Uncle Steve" in the world approves.

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burntgreens OP t1_iu9zm8q wrote

For sure. This one could be president of the Uncle Steve society. Self-published a novel about his alter self as a lady-loving FBI agent, does martial arts in his yard barn, you get the gist.

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htmlcody t1_iubuhe2 wrote

that’s an uncle steve i’d like to meet

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Chompsy1337 t1_iuaaqfp wrote

I am an uncle who's name is Steve. I approve and only put the shirt on if it's a fancy holiday like Thanksgiving. You better believe Fourth of July that thing stays off and fireworks burn the chest hairs off WOOWOO!

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Jeri_Shea t1_iuab0vj wrote

I mean, I imagine you HAVE a shirt, just that it's something that's partially tucked into your back pocket and hangs down to your knees. The purpose? To have something to wave wildly over your head while "WOOWOO-ing".

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RedFox_Jack t1_iub2tig wrote

Uncle Steve “I dunno what Hd is but the doctor called and said I got 80 of them bitchs WOOOWOO”

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Anxious_Aide_2091 t1_iu9znq0 wrote

Where’s the 5th brother?

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burntgreens OP t1_iu9zymo wrote

Sitting on the floor, cross-legged, head back. He was born when my gramma was 50+ and had disabilities.

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Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_iuacj40 wrote

Gramma must've been a hottie gettin' continuously laid for decades with no rest.

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burntgreens OP t1_iuaf8d2 wrote

She was a very mean woman.

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SnooSongs8218 t1_iudrjt2 wrote

Probably correlates to when she stopped getting laid… My grandmother was very cantankerous and grouchy, realized when I was older, that it got worse around the time my Grandparents moved into separate bedrooms.

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malteaserhead t1_iua7lae wrote

When i was a kid, i used to think that real life in the 70s and early 80s was as blurry as photos like this show.

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burntgreens OP t1_iuaexpp wrote

Hahahaha. Depending on who you ask and their substance habits, it may have been. One of the other uncles in this pic did a lot of drugs and went off grid to hide from the spies.

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cweber513 t1_iualyko wrote

I bet it's the far right one

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burntgreens OP t1_iub0w3e wrote

Actually, no, the brother next to uncle Steve.

One on the far right married a small stern woman who judges everyone and exclusively wears Disney tshirts and sweatshirts. A real scold. So no one has seen him smile in like 30 years.

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schadenfreudern t1_iubukyt wrote

From all of your comments in here, your family sounds like an interesting mix and it almost feels like we need a breakdown of the craziness that each person in this photo got up to.

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burntgreens OP t1_iuemf4m wrote

My family is a wild, wild chaos. Hahah. This is the more normal side.

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Horbigast t1_iua4719 wrote

Everybody's heard the stories about Uncle Steve.

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MuthaPlucka t1_iuaavxm wrote

Oh, that uncle Steve.

Yeah, don’t sit on his lap.

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Angry_Crustation t1_iua6nsd wrote

What's with that 1 baked dude in the middle and why is he touching his dick?

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scondileeza99 t1_iuaawa8 wrote

what’s he holding?

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burntgreens OP t1_iuaesge wrote

Oh, I have no idea.

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sowhat4 t1_iubgqog wrote

Are you in the photo? Like, are you the baby your mom is holding or the little girl who is afraid Uncle Steve is touching her?

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cybergrin t1_iua4tn1 wrote

Looks like he is holding something.

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Labriciuss t1_iuaafsa wrote

It's fun how people in the 60's all looked like child molesters

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Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_iuacofe wrote

I would decline to sit next to my brother if he chose to dress like that.

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H-01 t1_iubmvqx wrote

Everyone had that couch in there house

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Misfitg t1_iucae6l wrote

Uncle Steve is a never nude.

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[deleted] t1_iuda90h wrote

...and this was the 80's, so those shorts were SHORT and had a splits on the side too.

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sebatakgomo t1_iuehsfo wrote

Short shorts and maximum manspreading

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DaveOfTheDead3 t1_iuextr2 wrote

Not sure why but I picture "Uncle Steve" somewhere serving 5-10 for hanging out at the playground. 😜

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PedroJTrump t1_iuap26s wrote

Dare I ask, what’s he holding in his hands?

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mottthepoople t1_iuaq2x6 wrote

What's Uncle Bowl Cut up to?

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burntgreens OP t1_iub0pc4 wrote

Well, he had his fourth wedding last weekend, only third bride tho. He married the first bride twice. He is misogynistic and "born again," very obsessed with Jesus and using women. Sad cause he used to be the good one.

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aeondru t1_iuar2yj wrote

Naked Steve

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Frankso t1_iuavbo3 wrote

As an uncle Frank, we approve uncle Steve’s message. We uncles live by a high code and goddamn it, it’s a beautiful thing!

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chill633 t1_iuayvax wrote

The original Bruno.

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sevenbeleven t1_iub2ma9 wrote

There's always an Uncle Steve.

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zubaz69 t1_iub6oz6 wrote

Three men and one woman. Looks like brother husbands

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-Rufus-Xavier- t1_iub8h1h wrote

This gives me a "The People Under the Stairs" feeling.

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peluchess t1_iubbqa6 wrote

And here I was thinking he was the drunken uncle, turns out he is the naughty uncle

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LadnavIV t1_iubefc3 wrote

You’re related to Mackenzie Crook?

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SquidmanMal t1_iubek3e wrote

Room looks cramped and crowded and probably no cooling.

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Uncle Steve is probably the only one remotely comfortable.

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Mrciv6 t1_iubi9id wrote

Roll tide.

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Cupcakes69 t1_iubrfw9 wrote

I had that same couch growing up.

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rainman577 t1_iubtsht wrote

That's classical uncle Steve there

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BrightPerspective t1_iubu33z wrote

Weird ole uncle steve.

He died wrapped in deli meats.

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YuunofYork t1_iuc2nfa wrote

Uncle Steve is disturbing, but he might be the least disturbing thing about this photo.

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Then-Ad1531 t1_iucny4m wrote

It's Uncle Steve's world we just live in it.

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PopeHonkersVII t1_iuddvjl wrote

Life must have been hell before Supercuts was a thing

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MrZwink t1_iu9zrtu wrote

Perfectly acceptable

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Thijs_NLD t1_iuabbzj wrote

Hang on... I only count 4 brothers I think. All the dudes on the couch and the one left front. The rest SHOULD be kids from the brothers right?

Or is your family one of those classic fucked American households who didn't plan their kids at all.... wait never mind. Six kids pretty much answers that.

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burntgreens OP t1_iuaeq52 wrote

The fifth brother is sitting cross legged on the floor with his head tilted back. He was born when my grandmother was in her early 50s and taking a lot of happy housewife pills. This, he was younger than his siblings and had significant disabilities. For reference, I'm the baby my mom is holding and that youngest uncle was probably 11 in that pic.

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rimjobnemesis t1_iubhh9i wrote

Is he doing all right today?

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burntgreens OP t1_iubmilf wrote

He died a couple of years ago. Made it to his 40s. He spent the last decade of his life in an adult care facility. That seemed lonely, but I think they were also the best years of his life.

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ErinEvonna t1_iuddfmw wrote

My mom had her first kid at 18, her fifth kid at 28, and then me when she was 41 and my parents were getting a separation (ooops). First kid was the catalyst for the marriage (ooops.)

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