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Error_Loading_Name t1_iuj7rji wrote
Aww, he's pretty as a peach
Hot-Wallaby-6402 t1_iuj7w9z wrote
So far I've asked every Mario I've seen this Halloween a very important question....
Do you sacrifice Yoshi for a jump?
And so far I've gotten 1 no after asking about a dozen Marios....
Moos_Mumsy t1_iuj9t9n wrote
He already has a huge 'stache.
Nyanzeenyan t1_iuja77p wrote
Your Princess needs some more lipstick
No_Carpet7125 t1_iujabj1 wrote
He went with something sexier and now you just look like some weird Italian plumber.
sandboxlollipop t1_iujbvz7 wrote
Tbf he is fucking rocking it
DvineZvine15 t1_iujbwap wrote
He's the prettiest Peach in all the land!
Famous_Appearance217 t1_iujcxna wrote
I think, Mario will uber Peach to Bowser for free 😂
OfCourseIKnowHim t1_iujeaux wrote
Nah, mate. You can’t trust Princess Peach. Every time she asks you to come over, that bitch is always in a different castle!
PersonalityGlad9887 t1_iujehz2 wrote
Exactly. Now you know how Luigi feels every day.
TheDeadlySquid t1_iujf990 wrote
So gay! 🤣
BrilliantObserver t1_iujglrx wrote
Once a princess, always a princess.
obsertaries t1_iujho2x wrote
I tried to buy a dress to be Princess Vespa to my wife’s Barf but I couldn’t find one even remotely the right shape and size. Sigh, I guess I’ll have to go as Lone Starr..
Wild_Shape_8173 t1_iujilo5 wrote
😐
RampagingJaegerkin t1_iujknxl wrote
You are a fun person. I would love to see that at a party
xmo113 t1_iujmtf7 wrote
One year my gf and I were going for Halloween. A guy she was friends with who thought she should be his gf not mine decided that he would be a knight to match her princess costume at the party. I was like f/u bud and went as Mario and all night long that jack ass had to listen to calls of "look its Mario and his princess" while he sulked in the corner wearing his stupid knight costume.
WattebauschXC t1_iujoixp wrote
I mean if you are a couple this is the better choice. Mario and Luigi are brothers after all
Golfnpickle t1_iujp5x3 wrote
He’s owning it!!!
ReferenceObject t1_iujp6ai wrote
She's been kidnapped so many times, Princess Peach has developed stockholm syndrome.
Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_iujpop8 wrote
Yep, and when you do finally find her she just wants a mustache ride then cuddle sleep
djgrahamj t1_iujpuos wrote
It would be funnier if he wasn’t :D
OfCourseIKnowHim t1_iujqnvu wrote
Well, she’s been riding the Koopa train all day and night.
likesexonlycheaper t1_iujren1 wrote
Did you fuck him?
Un-Fixable t1_iujxbl7 wrote
he slays fr
KiwiOver7755 t1_iuk1kj8 wrote
Typical what a total princess 👸
Funkywonton t1_iuk2hki wrote
Guys this is perfect 👍 😀
Lucifer666158 t1_iuk3q94 wrote
Now kith
Automatomatic t1_iuk6bp0 wrote
"Honey, Luigi is in another castle. This is Peach's house!"
Dontbetriggereddude t1_iuk6flm wrote
why is that funny?
Blainefeinspains t1_iuk7hrq wrote
Sensational.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_iuk9fgj wrote
Get two friends and go as their stunt doubles.
Half_Line t1_iuka5qz wrote
why? Why's it funny at all?
Some guys want to be able to wear a dress or a skirt without being laughed at. What are they meant to think when something like this is posted on /r/funny?
LostFireHorse t1_iukahbp wrote
I bet he just wanted an excuse to wear a pretty dress in public. I know I have a few times.
guestacles t1_iukasj3 wrote
Think he may be trying to tell you something.
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