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SrTigre t1_ixvciyt wrote

There is no way that isn't a penis. Like how could they market it as anything else?

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h3u0w OP t1_ixvdj33 wrote

I think it was an AI generated ad, but I don't know anymore.

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IDontCareAboutThings t1_ixws8tk wrote

Could be a translation error, in my language the name for that part of the penis is called an acorn.

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fuggleronie t1_ixvcpkb wrote

Hmm i Must have confused this.. I drank eight glass of wine a day..

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BassicallySteve t1_ixvddyx wrote

Sweet Iā€™ll def be saying ā€œEat from a bowl of dickā€ from now on instead of ā€œEat a bowl of dicksā€

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Towtruck_73 t1_ixxd1md wrote

Kind of like how soy is called soy milk, not "nut juice"

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Aware_Indication_596 t1_ixvf3k6 wrote

As a water drinker, I wanna know about the article above. Am I gonna die?

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MyBigRed t1_ixvvpf3 wrote

I've heard these claims before. I haven't read that article but usually the assertion is that you don't need to drink that much water, but it certainly isn't harmful.

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Aware_Indication_596 t1_ixvwrzr wrote

Right, that's okay coz I'm drinking like 2 litres a day (I dunno what the US measurements are but it's a least 8 quarts?) I dunno but I'm from Scotland and we have some sexi water.

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h3u0w OP t1_ixw593i wrote

You can get water drunk if you drink a lot in a short amount of time, but it's dangerous. Did it by accident once.

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Aware_Indication_596 t1_ixw8dpw wrote

Tbh I done that when I was full of ecstasy (drugs) and, because I was feeling weird, the doctors told me I can "make sure I drink water but don't do too much".

I didn't because here I am encouraging kids. How the times have changed.

Remember kids, drugs make you feel totally amazing so don't try this absolutely brilliant thing! I mean it, don't feel like a million dollars or I'll be happy angry.

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The_DevilAdvocate t1_ixyimta wrote

Unlikely. But if it comes from bottled water, you may be spending more than necessary.

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Aware_Indication_596 t1_ixyisjl wrote

I do buy bottled water but Scottish tap (faucet) water is good (I may be biased here)

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Senatic t1_ixvehs1 wrote

And where can I purchase this fine piece of serving tray, it would make a funny Christmas present :D

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Otherwise-Gur8704 t1_ixvghs7 wrote

My friend bought one of those and has used it a total of 0 times

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw484c wrote

where can I buy this - would be fun to have like two facing each other and wait for my straight relatives to figure it out at the dinner table lol

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h3u0w OP t1_ixw4yro wrote

You're the second person to ask. It just popped up ( pun totes intended) in my newsfeed as an advertisement, but I didn't click on the link. Maybe just search dick charcuterie board?

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Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 t1_ixw5ivd wrote

lol, I just think it is awesome and hilarious - from the states here so people are prudish ; got sent off to school in europe as a kid and like I don't know what people have against things it is like seriously we all originated this way - grow up people - and as for the kids it is nothing sexual to them like they won't understand it until they hit puberty and probably not until after and just find it funny

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