Submitted by metalhead_karan t3_z84tec in funny
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TearsOfTheOrphan t1_iy9y8zn wrote
There’s always ragrets
KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya4pkc wrote
This guy doesn't get it... Orphan, watch the movie "We're the Millers".
TearsOfTheOrphan t1_iya4w4b wrote
Oh I’ve seen the movie lol
KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya5lkx wrote
My bad, nowhaisayin?
ItsWorkingOutOKish t1_iyaksew wrote
Not even a single letter?
Fearless-Coach-3531 t1_iyd8qkt wrote
You mean “latter”…thank me letter
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Lower_Bar_2428 t1_iyag7wq wrote
No Regerst
Antelope26 t1_iy9uic6 wrote
Must be a dude who is pretending to be a tattoo artist.
Do you conqure?
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9umvb wrote
This is a legit tattoo studio fyi
j-random t1_iyadr71 wrote
Too legit to spell check? Sorry, but I think they have a reasonable duty of care to protect their patrons from things like this. If the customer insists then that's on the customer, but the studio shouldn't let this kind of work out the door otherwise.
thinthehoople t1_iyb2ec1 wrote
Even if the customer insists, a legit studio would refuse to do this tattoo.
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Nasal_Cilia t1_iybvo25 wrote
because of pictures like this. Not hard. Not everything is worth money and your reputation is one of those things.
Geuji t1_iy9uzr9 wrote
The white out is in the wrong place for a correkshun
thinthehoople t1_iyb2amn wrote
Upside down and misspelled?
No, it is not a legit anything with two obvious and easily avoided mistakes on a simple tattoo.
MrsSadieMorgan t1_iycbt71 wrote
I’m with you on the spelling thing, obviously. But you lost me with the “upside-down” part.
I had this argument with a tattoo artist, when I insisted on having a wrist tattoo done “upside-down.” His argument was that my arm hangs downward, so other people will be seeing it the wrong way. I told him idgaf, because I specifically want it to look right-side up when holding my viola with that arm. It’s a symbol representing the instrument (alto clef), so that was the whole point. Also, I only care how it looks TO ME. It’s not for others.
So yeah, if that’s how a client wants it. Do it that way. Our bodies are constantly in motion anyway.
thinthehoople t1_iyduzq6 wrote
For you or not, it’s still upside down.
Upside down alone, maybe a reputable shop will let that go, but misspelled? Nah.
MrsSadieMorgan t1_iyf0bzk wrote
And I maintain that’s a matter of opinion. I don’t think it’s “upside down,” since we hold our arms in different positions throughout the day.
thinthehoople t1_iyf2u80 wrote
But, you see, it is upside down and your feelings on that don’t matter one whit.
There is no opinion involved. Conventions are conventional for a reason, and this is an absolute.
Do people wear tattoos upside down? Yes.
Does it mean they’re wrong? Not necessarily.
Does it mean they aren’t upside down? No.
A tattoo like this is absolutely considered upside down.
naikrovek t1_iybkf4f wrote
maybe the mistakes were not mistakes and were in fact intentional.
codespitter t1_iybdb43 wrote
I should have conquered…
Zarniwoooop t1_iy9u9d5 wrote
Congratubation
MatoKoukku t1_iy9u9ae wrote
I concur.
Dr_Doctor_Doc t1_iy9z0t5 wrote
I also conqure
NoRolexNoSex t1_iya4aib wrote
I concure
kong_yo t1_iyaibel wrote
I, conker
zuckerwho t1_iy9rbl7 wrote
Definitely didn't conquer English.
nothatdoesntgothere t1_iy9u6v1 wrote
I conqur
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BeltfedOne t1_iy9r7ev wrote
Re-Fund?
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9rq19 wrote
More like Er-Fund
BeltfedOne t1_iy9s3yg wrote
Fect-Per! I stand kewrekded.
Chairboy t1_iy9u566 wrote
Carl's Word of the Day Calendar moment on The Simpsons is fantastic and seems appropriate here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjsQdV3VDUs
UncreativeName77 t1_iy9ykjo wrote
I quote that Carl line to this day
Chairboy t1_iy9yrcm wrote
It's just so goddamn good.
iceman_x2 t1_iya4q9z wrote
One thing Ive never understood is tattoo artists that see shit like this and say nothing.
I am covered in tattoos and I’ve had tattoos artists tell me “let’s change this around a bit, it doesn’t complement your body properly, the location or it clashes with XYZ”.
It reflects poorly on the artist as well, not just the individual.
SlowSecurity t1_iy9re7z wrote
Is that the raunchy French squirrel from those video games?
Serier_Rialis t1_iy9sgrq wrote
Dude is having a bad fur day...but no are you thinking Conker?
SlowSecurity t1_iy9tdak wrote
Conqure mauvais jour de fourrure
Ihascheeks1780 t1_iy9rz72 wrote
Veni, Vidi, Vici
eruditeimbecile t1_iya9ada wrote
Veni, Vidi, Dormi
jungl3j1m t1_iya51r6 wrote
My school’s Latin teacher refused to accept that V was pronounced as a W in Classical Latin. “Wayney Weedy Weeky” sounds too much like “Wee Willy Winky.”
thepunalwaysrises t1_iy9su4o wrote
Good jorb.
BuckyDuster t1_iya0o0o wrote
If pro is the opposite of con, the concure must be the opposite of procure. No?
KamikazeCoPilot t1_iya4zqb wrote
This had to go through two, maybe three, people before a needle touched skin. I've not been to an artist that doesn't show the "finished product" before even setting up the station. This was either on purpose or multiple people missed this.
dong_spanker t1_iyaauc6 wrote
He will never jerk off the same
Puzzleheaded_Arm_182 t1_iyak0sa wrote
I also concur
clementsallert t1_iyapdhf wrote
no regerts
JULY_PROBABLY t1_iybf0ok wrote
Rugrat nothing
Pale-Office-133 t1_iybnwap wrote
Groit tootoo.
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normpoleon t1_iy9rtnb wrote
Are you a conkeisterdor?
Fortyninerhater t1_iy9t1gv wrote
Con-coo-ray
AryaNunya t1_iy9tntr wrote
He works here: https://www.conqure.de/en/home/
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stigtopgear t1_iy9uium wrote
Any regerts?
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9uq0g wrote
All at not
wertghyh t1_iy9w5ir wrote
The only thing he couldn’t conqure was grammar itself
sturlings t1_iy9zian wrote
I conqure
MrZwink t1_iya0aw2 wrote
I have come, I have seen , I have conqureed
That would be the proper translation of veni vidi vici
thebixman t1_iya0yax wrote
They should have a little spelling bee bell that chimes at the tattoo parlour…ding
weirdxyience t1_iya13od wrote
Conqure's bad tattoo day
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ctr_alt_fuckoff t1_iya2zsp wrote
Eruqnoc
Additional-Banana-55 t1_iya3ua8 wrote
Yeah when I beat my meat it reminds me all the time to conqureer
chee_burger t1_iya5z28 wrote
No regrats
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dazzypops t1_iya8v86 wrote
It's a shame it was grounded. Loved that plane.
ReditSarge t1_iyaaju3 wrote
I theenk eye cee uyr pobleem.
PalpitationCrafty946 t1_iyaam82 wrote
You should have him add an “ier” at the end to make it a pun. You are an querier and a conqueror, making you a conquerier.
adept_ignoramus t1_iyabskf wrote
I concur.
flippythemaster t1_iyabw1k wrote
It’s the British spelling
hyzermofo t1_iyc9ocf wrote
Plot twist, it's Latin for "Get rekt"
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Think_of_the t1_iyacpnt wrote
With record sales and sold out conquerts
[deleted] t1_iyad6p9 wrote
I mean as long as you came
juanhernadez3579 t1_iyaezi8 wrote
That’s so dum
NoFaithlessness5122 t1_iyagxhy wrote
Conqure your fears.
40calpat t1_iyahhcm wrote
I am Napoleon! And I am here to CONQURE!!!
PlaygroundGZ t1_iyai7uz wrote
Great Yob 👍🏻
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ceramikid t1_iyant4k wrote
Spelling counts, unfortunately.
stfurubrainded t1_iyantoh wrote
As a dyslexia I see no issues
isaidireddit t1_iyaoqpy wrote
Veni vidi Vicky
Pollen515 t1_iyaowok wrote
Con cure
United_Difference614 t1_iyaptc3 wrote
Yes, early results on your tattoo 🥹
Louzifur t1_iyaqxzv wrote
Is that even a real word what is that some sort of protein shake
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birdgirl56a t1_iyauh5q wrote
Now I don’t know how to spell it
cluelessdud3 t1_iyausq3 wrote
Do you conqure?
WishBear19 t1_iyay6ti wrote
Thank goodness for quabity assurance.
coconuthead684 t1_iyazccg wrote
i feel like this is a marine.
BuddhaGoalie11 t1_iyazdgk wrote
I came, I saw, I concur.
lordbossharrow t1_iyazruf wrote
Veni, vici, vi lost
NathanSpino t1_iyb04wg wrote
This sound like julius caeser ngl
Picker-Rick t1_iyba5oy wrote
BandDirector17 t1_iybbn1n wrote
Sleigh.
(You may need to be around teenagers to get that.)
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Whygoogleissexist t1_iybf03s wrote
Did he conjour up that tat?
Sweetwhales1994 t1_iybf3r3 wrote
No ragrets!
rasonjo t1_iybu3xc wrote
The urban dictionary has an interesting entry.
Donttrustallfarts t1_iyc7yfu wrote
But you have to conqure those ragrets and move on
FestinoBaroco t1_iyc8ero wrote
Conjured
awesomethingness t1_iyc8qpl wrote
Think I'd rather have a tattoo of an inebriated orange squirrel urinating on...anything.
PlentyPristine0203 t1_iycalnf wrote
The most painful tattoo ever.
Gibbel2029 t1_iycfvkj wrote
“I came!”
🗿
PresentationLow6204 t1_iycg7u7 wrote
Just say it's conquer in spanish.
mxldevs t1_iycgc5s wrote
Conqure sounds like something you'd name an app
lermi901 t1_iycuw9a wrote
I came I saw I cumqueered
mad_of_akin t1_iyczc8z wrote
I concur.
FunnyButSads t1_iydc3n3 wrote
Imagine tattooing history’s main topics on ur arm and cheating
PapaOoMaoMao t1_iydcj8t wrote
It's in the urban dictionary but no idea if that's what he actually wanted.
jointheredditarmy t1_iydd7ow wrote
Uhhh that’s the founder of Conqure (pronounced con cure) a telemedicine startup which hires federal prison inmates to act as couples therapists /s
Glodenteoo_The_Glod t1_iydmi3r wrote
Reading it like puree is the best
still_learning365 t1_iydvo69 wrote
Overall the line work isn't bad but the letters are different sizes The truth will come in on how it heals They didn't put an outline down on the skin before he started tattooing they just free-handed that? I'm wondering why you didn't catch it the only way I can see is if they just free-handed it I guess that would explain why the letters are different sizes look at the u and the n they are the same thing just one is upside down and they are nowhere near the same size
still_learning365 t1_iydw25i wrote
Get a lawyer involved and tell them your brain dead maybe you can sue them for abuse of a corpse,🤣🤣🤣
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KrystalGreen t1_iyajwhl wrote
This is Latin. A dead language. No wonder most of us don't recognize it.
Every-Atmosphere5562 t1_iybstc0 wrote
Funny that you even misspelled the titles intended misspelling. You meant to write “conqured”.
DiscoDav3 t1_iy9qohw wrote
Do you mean conquer?
metalhead_karan OP t1_iy9qzk4 wrote
Yes DicsoDav3 :)
DiscoDav3 t1_iy9uukr wrote
Yeah i didnt realise this was on r/funny 🤣😂
FOTW09 t1_iy9rib1 wrote
I concur
FunkU247365 t1_iy9sukj wrote
Conqueer?
BertTKitten t1_iy9qzn4 wrote
No Ragrets