Sometimes investigations run out of steam.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"krackajax88"

"krackaj--"

"MOOOOOOOOO"

"..."

"I'm leaving this sub, the jokes are shite"

I heard they threw away the keys.

Dress shoe

I know someone like this, who any time they heard a reference to something undesirable or unpleasant, would grunt and say "like Donald Trump." I think in their circle of friends it passed for humour.

He'll need a nein iron for that.

Just say it's conquer in spanish.

I rate this joke 10 out of 1010.

Makes no sound and disappears down the bowl.

"You're that ninja"

Tbh the set up for this joke could be "How does a young black American like his coffee" and it would be more statistically relevant by a factor of about 30.

This makes no sense because the singers in the song say "Da da da da da da da da". So the sound cannot be changed to "dinna". You've basically changed the lyrics. I award this joke nil poi.